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fightforfreedom

(4,913 posts) Fri Mar 17, 2023, 07:26 AM Mar 2023

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Trump is going to get his picture taken soon.

When he gets indicted he has to be fingerprinted and his mugshot taken. Can't wait to see that.

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Trump is going to get his picture taken soon. (Original Post) fightforfreedom Mar 2023 OP

I hope they make him shower first. Baitball Blogger Mar 2023 #1

Search all orifices for hush money. ProudMNDemocrat Mar 2023 #4

Especially probe for a cell phone. ChazInAz Mar 2023 #12

As in turn the fire hose on full blast and let him have it Blue Owl Mar 2023 #20

With or without the hairpiece malaise Mar 2023 #2

That's all his hair. GoCubsGo Mar 2023 #5

But there will be no hairspray in prison malaise Mar 2023 #6

Which means he'll be known around the cell block as "chrome dome" GoCubsGo Mar 2023 #8

I'm sure he could find some hair gel in prison EYESORE 9001 Mar 2023 #9

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah malaise Mar 2023 #10

He's gonna wig out big time Blue Owl Mar 2023 #21

Graphic warning time malaise Mar 2023 #22

John Candy was a guest on a talk show, many moons ago. The guest before him, was some actress 3Hotdogs Mar 2023 #15

ROFL malaise Mar 2023 #25

He needs hairspray PLUS an Origami Master Seinan Sensei Mar 2023 #24

For sure malaise Mar 2023 #26

Kinda something like this???? ProudMNDemocrat Mar 2023 #3

I like the accuracy of that height chart. GoCubsGo Mar 2023 #7

Co-conspirator #1. 2naSalit Mar 2023 #13

I believe NY also requires swabbing. Which means DNA! nt Buns_of_Fire Mar 2023 #11

I wonder if... 2naSalit Mar 2023 #14

Bingo....The E. Jean Carroll case. ProudMNDemocrat Mar 2023 #19

Be cool if he is their redeemer Marthe48 Mar 2023 #16

I just wanna see him cry when the door closes dclarston13 Mar 2023 #17

Mug shot --- Maybe there won't be one. I don't recall seeing a mug shot of Steve Bannon. 3Hotdogs Mar 2023 #18

Given he's a flight risk shouldn't he wear an ankle monitor? Ford_Prefect Mar 2023 #23

Baitball Blogger

(52,296 posts)

1. I hope they make him shower first.

Reply to fightforfreedom (Original post)

Fri Mar 17, 2023, 07:28 AM

Mar 2023

Wouldn't you love to see him wet naped and uncoifed? Well, maybe not love. But wouldn't you feel that a bit of justice has been served?

ProudMNDemocrat

(20,877 posts)

4. Search all orifices for hush money.

Reply to Baitball Blogger (Reply #1)

Fri Mar 17, 2023, 07:37 AM

Mar 2023

Depends?

ChazInAz

(3,016 posts)

12. Especially probe for a cell phone.

Reply to ProudMNDemocrat (Reply #4)

Fri Mar 17, 2023, 08:46 AM

Mar 2023

I never want to hear or read anything from him, again.

Blue Owl

(59,014 posts)

20. As in turn the fire hose on full blast and let him have it

Reply to Baitball Blogger (Reply #1)

Fri Mar 17, 2023, 09:14 AM

Mar 2023

malaise

(295,779 posts)

2. With or without the hairpiece

Reply to fightforfreedom (Original post)

Fri Mar 17, 2023, 07:33 AM

Mar 2023

😀😀

GoCubsGo

(34,889 posts)

5. That's all his hair.

Reply to malaise (Reply #2)

Fri Mar 17, 2023, 07:48 AM

Mar 2023

According to Noel Casler, who worked on "The Apprentice," Trump is bald on top, but what hair he has is long. He just wraps it around his head to form that creepy, weirdo hair awning on the top of his head, which he then plasters in place with a can of Aqua Net. I'm thinking he gets his head shaved, much like they did Alex Murdaugh's, but' I'd love to see it as is, without all the hairspray. (DU could sure use a "clown" emoji...)

malaise

(295,779 posts)

6. But there will be no hairspray in prison

Reply to GoCubsGo (Reply #5)

Fri Mar 17, 2023, 07:51 AM

Mar 2023

😀

GoCubsGo

(34,889 posts)

8. Which means he'll be known around the cell block as "chrome dome"

Reply to malaise (Reply #6)

Fri Mar 17, 2023, 07:57 AM

Mar 2023

No make-up, either, so he can't spray-tan the top of his head.

EYESORE 9001

(29,697 posts)

9. I'm sure he could find some hair gel in prison

Reply to malaise (Reply #6)

Fri Mar 17, 2023, 07:58 AM

Mar 2023

All it takes is a little jerk

malaise

(295,779 posts)

10. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Reply to EYESORE 9001 (Reply #9)

Fri Mar 17, 2023, 08:19 AM

Mar 2023

Blue Owl

(59,014 posts)

21. He's gonna wig out big time

Reply to malaise (Reply #10)

Fri Mar 17, 2023, 09:16 AM

Mar 2023

malaise

(295,779 posts)

22. Graphic warning time

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #21)

Fri Mar 17, 2023, 09:48 AM

Mar 2023

3Hotdogs

(15,336 posts)

15. John Candy was a guest on a talk show, many moons ago. The guest before him, was some actress

Reply to EYESORE 9001 (Reply #9)

Fri Mar 17, 2023, 08:53 AM

Mar 2023

who was clearly quite full of herself and obnoxious. She wore her hair in some kind of a knot at the top of her head.

Next guest was John. He gets a hair clip and puts a puff of hair on top of his head and walks on the stage.

"I see we both use the same hair stylist."

malaise

(295,779 posts)

25. ROFL

Reply to 3Hotdogs (Reply #15)

Fri Mar 17, 2023, 10:31 AM

Mar 2023

😀😀😀

Seinan Sensei

(1,532 posts)

24. He needs hairspray PLUS an Origami Master

Reply to malaise (Reply #6)

Fri Mar 17, 2023, 10:23 AM

Mar 2023

malaise

(295,779 posts)

26. For sure

Reply to Seinan Sensei (Reply #24)

Fri Mar 17, 2023, 10:32 AM

Mar 2023

😀😀

ProudMNDemocrat

(20,877 posts)

3. Kinda something like this????

Reply to fightforfreedom (Original post)

Fri Mar 17, 2023, 07:36 AM

Mar 2023

One can dream.

GoCubsGo

(34,889 posts)

7. I like the accuracy of that height chart.

Reply to ProudMNDemocrat (Reply #3)

Fri Mar 17, 2023, 07:51 AM

Mar 2023

6'3", my fat ass. Not even with his lifts...

2naSalit

(102,571 posts)

13. Co-conspirator #1.

Reply to ProudMNDemocrat (Reply #3)

Fri Mar 17, 2023, 08:51 AM

Mar 2023

Buns_of_Fire

(19,144 posts)

11. I believe NY also requires swabbing. Which means DNA! nt

Reply to fightforfreedom (Original post)

Fri Mar 17, 2023, 08:37 AM

Mar 2023

2naSalit

(102,571 posts)

14. I wonder if...

Reply to Buns_of_Fire (Reply #11)

Fri Mar 17, 2023, 08:52 AM

Mar 2023

They'll have to hold him down for that.

ProudMNDemocrat

(20,877 posts)

19. Bingo....The E. Jean Carroll case.

Reply to Buns_of_Fire (Reply #11)

Fri Mar 17, 2023, 09:11 AM

Mar 2023

Though I have to assume DNA information sharing is not illegal when it comes down to it.

Marthe48

(23,131 posts)

16. Be cool if he is their redeemer

Reply to fightforfreedom (Original post)

Fri Mar 17, 2023, 08:53 AM

Mar 2023

He can take responsibility for all their crimes and cleanse their rap sheet.

dclarston13

(439 posts)

17. I just wanna see him cry when the door closes

Reply to fightforfreedom (Original post)

Fri Mar 17, 2023, 08:54 AM

Mar 2023

3Hotdogs

(15,336 posts)

18. Mug shot --- Maybe there won't be one. I don't recall seeing a mug shot of Steve Bannon.

Reply to fightforfreedom (Original post)

Fri Mar 17, 2023, 09:04 AM

Mar 2023

Just a photo of him walking out of the courthouse.

Maybe rich people don't get their mug shot.

Ford_Prefect

(8,601 posts)

23. Given he's a flight risk shouldn't he wear an ankle monitor?

Reply to fightforfreedom (Original post)

Fri Mar 17, 2023, 09:52 AM

Mar 2023

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