I'm predicting a Stormy Monday

[bigtree]

...but if it's Tuesday I'll be just as glad.

[cilla4progress]

1. I see

what you did there.

[Marcuse]

2. The Stormy Monument

[Shermann]

3. Sort of a delayed strip club outing hangover

Usually, you get those the next day (a friend informs me).

[Hotler]

4. I remember those days when armature night was in the middle of the week and picked to be a judge.

leave the club at 3:00AM and clock in at 6:00AM.

[Shermann]

5. Never drink with coworkers

If you overdo it and fail to meet your 6:00AM obligation, it becomes difficult to manufacture a plausible excuse (again heard from a friend).

[TheRealNorth]

6. ....and the eagle flies on Friday, and Saturday I go out to play