What are tRump's haircare options in jail?

[jmbar2]

What jail would he go to?

Do they allow MAGA hats or the elaborate hair care products he needs? What about his makeup?

[Ocelot II]

1. He won't be going to jail any time soon, if ever,

but if it happened he would have to wash his hair with bar soap like all the other inmates.

[Ms. Toad]

6. Not as a general rule,

for inmates who have the ability to add money to their commissary account. They can buy items from the commissary. Selections are limited, and the amount of money that can be spent is limited, but shampoo and condition are typically among the items.

And, while rules vary, there are often (at least near Christmas) approved catalogs that friends and family can purchase gifts from.

[3catwoman3]

2. I would so love to see him have to get his head shaved.

His hair style is soooooooooo FUGLY!

[SonofDonald]

3. Pay per view !

I would pay to see that, it would be my new screen saver 🤮

[jmbar2]

4. he could use it raise funds for his legal expenses.

[Celerity]

5. here

[Meadowoak]

7. That is one UGLY man.

[3catwoman3]

8. As far as it is possible, which isn't very...

…far or very posible, he looks better that way.

[TreasonousBastard]

9. If he is jailed, which is doubtful, as an ex-Pres, he would not...

be put in with the general population, and have special digs we have no idea of. They probably don't either.

Think about those mob movies where the capos are treated like royalty.

[EYESORE 9001]

10. I'm sure he could find some hair gel in prison

[WarGamer]

12. HAHAHHA prison sexual violence humor... classic

[EYESORE 9001]

13. It could be procured nonviolently

Lovingly, tenderly…

[jmbar2]

15. I shouldn't be laughing...

classic

[WarGamer]

11. Which counts that are likely provable in Court would carry jail time?

I'd bet he never spends a night away from home.

[milestogo]

14. He could shave his head.