Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) Finds A Tunnel From Mar-A-Lago to Palm Beach Airport

[Baked Potato]

Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) Finds A Tunnel From Mar-A-Lago to Palm Beach Airport

Indictment Watch the 20, 2023
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Florida (BNN) Federal drug enforcement agents, tipped off from a source identified as simply “The Family,” have discovered a fully functional tunnel system connecting former President Trump’s southern office and classified document clearinghouse in Florida to a nearby airport.

Described by DEA spokesperson Rollie Wokenshire as “… a rather robust tunnel system, comprising a light railroad, incandescent lighting, great air conditioning, and cutouts with a latrine and multiple dining areas… this tunnel had it all, including a decadent gold-tone livery on the main engine, enclosed in wreaths, marked ‘John Baron Express’.”

“The passageway, which ultimately terminated in a stall at the airport VIP lobby female bathroom had all the hallmarks of a rather sophisticated human smuggling operation, or a getaway avenue for camera shy vacationers,” said Agent Wokenshire, adding, “At this point, it could just be a heretofore undisclosed hobby of the former President, playing with trains or something.”

Trump’s current TV lawyer, Jim Quessadilla, recently bloviating on MSNBC stated, “President Trump would never travel by rail, end of @#&% story.”

[Freddie]

1. TFG tried to get that airport named for himself

Palm Beach County turned him down. Thank god because that’s the airport we use when we visit our son and family.

[Quakerfriend]

3. Oh, I forgot about that!!

“Jim Quesadilla”…

[Alexander Of Assyria]

9. TV lawyers is all the demon is able to muster up, TV is all the rage among mass brainwashers.

[Enter stage left]

2. Jim Quessadilla...OMG, that is the best part of the whole post...

Thanks for the laugh!

[LuckyLib]

14. And then there's Agent Wokenshire!

[The Wizard]

4. Bake D. Potato

[rpannier]

16. One of the last great journalists around

I remember Bake's coverage of the Spud Riots in the 90s and the Mr or Mrs Potato Head debates in the latter 2010s

[niyad]

5. Very clever and well done.

[sarcasmo]

6. Rudy was living in that tunnel.

[philly_bob]

7. Should be marked /SATIRE/

[LoisB]

8. Well done.

[Grasswire2]

10. There IS a pedestrian tunnel from Mar a Lago to the beach.

That we know.

[peppertree]

11. The new Harding's Tunnel

Former President Warren Harding, famously, had a blocks-long tunnel built between the White House and the old Madison Hotel for his "recreational" needs.

The tunnel was officially sealed off when the AFL-CIO headquarters and the new Madison Hotel were built inn the early '60s - but...

[DENVERPOPS]

12. LOL

Sure it wasn't written by the ONION or Borrowitz?????????

[orleans]

13. "shy vacationers" -- lol -- the imagery i'm getting from that is hysterical! nt

[TeamProg]

15. Trump's style: 'Man caught looking up at women in outhouse'

TFG doesn’t need a tunnel.

Remember this one ?

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An Oklahoma man was arrested after peering at women on the toilet while he hid below in the bowels of an outhouse.

The Tulsa County Sherrifs office was initially called to the public washroom of a park because of reports of a body in the septic tank.

A woman and her seven-year-old daughter said they saw the man looking at them from below the toilet in the outhouse-type facility.

"Ranger Hayes stated that he had removed the plastic stool/toilet seat by lifting it and the (white male) stood up and talked to him," the police report states.

The arresting officer said the man was standing with his head through the hole, covered in feces. The man was helped out of the hole and cleaned off with a fire hose.

The man claimed he'd been knocked unconscious by his girlfriend and dumped in the toilet, the police report stated, adding he had no injuries consistent with those claims.

Kenneth Webster Enlow, 52, was charged Sunday with being a peeping Tom.


https://torontosun.com/2013/07/08/man-caught-looking-up-at-women-in-outhouse/wcm/f31d04b8-1f74-43e7-8651-17f69e2a61d7/amp/