Melania Trump Seen With Son Barron At Travel Agencies And Buying Winter Clothing

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Melania Trump Seen With Son Barron At Travel Agencies And Buying Winter Clothing

Indictment Watch the 24, 2023
Baked News Network
Bake D. Potato

Florida USA (BNN) Former First Lady of the United States, Melania Trump, remembered for absolutely nothing other than tits, money, and squinty eyes, was recently seen spending a lot of time inside FauxTravel, a full service luxury travel agency in South Florida.

Former First Lady Melania Trump, with her son Barron, seemed to be very interested in traveling through multiple Schengen countries, with the last stop being Switzerland or perhaps Montenegro.

Undercover reporter Baked Potato observed the former First Lady nervously going through her handbags trying to find a credit card in her name only. Her son, Barron stepped forward with a Capitol One Visa and seemed to complete the deal for a one-way ticket for two to Moldova.

Point of contact for this press release is Bake D. Potato, Stop 4, Train 20, Hoboken, New Jersey, 1975. Obviously a premonition.

TU All.

[EYESORE 9001]

1. Key word...

Baked

🥦

[UTUSN]

2. Hah!

[Brother Buzz]

3. I am willing to believe it.

I can believe anything.

[Takket]

4. awww i almost could have believed you lol

IF you hadn't thrown Barron in there. no way she would give a flying fuck about saving anyone but herself if she fled the country!

She'd throw him to the dogs!

[jls4561]

5. Remember-he's her "anchor baby"

[Drum]

6. Lolz got me!

[FakeNoose]

7. It it were Slovenia where she was born, I'd believe it in a heartbeat

... but Moldova? Nah, not a chance.

They're buying new clothes because Barron outgrows his wardrobe every couple of months. That boy is way taller than his Dad. When he stands next to Chump, he looks like Chump standing next to Putin.

What's fishy about this story is the reporter saying that Melania wanted to use a credit card in "her name only." So why is that, because she doesn't want Chump to know she bought the plane ticket? You can bet Chump will see Barron's Capitol One credit card bill, I'm sure he pays it.

This is a college-kid trip for Spring break, nothing more. He's smart to get out of the country I think.

[elleng]

8. Spring break in Moldova!

Moldova, an Eastern European country and former Soviet republic, has varied terrain including forests, rocky hills and vineyards. Its wine regions include Nistreana, known for reds, and Codru, home to some of the world’s largest cellars. Capital Chișinău has Soviet-style architecture and the National Museum of History, exhibiting art and ethnographic collections that reflect cultural links with neighboring Romania. ― Google

[FakeNoose]

9. Barron is a college kid, he doesn't care about museums and wine tours

He just wants to be where the college girls are.

[niyad]

10. The kid just turned 17 on Monday. He attends a private academy, not yet in

college.

[moose65]

12. He's not in college

Not yet, anyway. He’s 16.

[Celerity]

14. 17 now, Born: March 20, 2006

[moose65]

26. Ah ok

Just turned 17. I didn’t know when his birthday was. Thanks!

[BlackSkimmer]

28. Well, I loved museums as a child and have done so all my life.

I was 16 when I first visited the Louvre, around 7 when I first visited museums in London and New York, and DC.

Hoping to visit the Smithsonian again this year.

I sure hope he has some interest in these things. I feel sorry for anyone who doesn’t.

[Beastly Boy]

17. You haven't tasted Moldovan wine.

It's a total spring break magnet! For both college kids and well-to-do aging porn starlets.

And Moldovans are real party animals!

[niyad]

11. Snicker. But the kid spells his name with two "r's". And towers over TRAITOR**.

[Baked Potato]

29. Fixed, dang it! Rookie mistake.

[lastlib]

13. Melanoma is remembered for a few other things besides her, um, kidneys....

Trashing the Rose Garden is probably foremost on her list of perfidies.
Her "I don't care, do u?" coat;
Not giving "a f*ck" about Christmas, and that horrid red Christmas scene in the WH;
Hitting on Justin Trudeau;
a few other things that slip my mind tonight...

[efhmc]

24. Thank you for not making me have to write those items. I really am ready for bed.

[yonder]

15. If you bump into that journalist from BNN,

tell them that's a nice bit of reporting, ok?

[highplainsdem]

18. LOL! Great post!

[twodogsbarking]

19. She bought a coat with the words "I hardly know the man" on the back.

Let us not forget she was a birther and promoted the false idea regularly.

[ToxMarz]

20. I didn't realize they still had travel agencies

that you had to actually go to and people would see you there. Don't they have internet?

[ShazzieB]

21. "Melania Trump, remembered for absolutely nothing other than tits, money, and squinty eyes"

Oh, I remember her for 2 other things as well: :"Be Best" and nightmarish Christmas decorations!

[Warpy]

22. The only part that doesn't ring true is being seen in Florida in March

especially this March. My dear, the season is now over and besides, Barron is finishing prep school in Connecticut or NY or wherever isn't in Florida. You know who is in Florida and we all know what he's like when things aren't going this way.

[Ilsa]

23. I wouldn't want to be around the Slobfather right now either.

He's cranky, hasn't slept, and is on a tirade all of the time. It's a good thing he hates traveling.

[BWdem4life]

25. You had me right up to "Capitol One Visa."

[Kid Berwyn]

27. She talks and it's Natasha Fatale.

She walks and it’s Where’s Roger Rabbit?