Dear Clueless GOPers who still can't figure out how Mitt Romney could have lost

[LynneSin]

Really?

You're still in shock.

You really thought this candidate you put forth as your best chance to defeat Barack Obama was the answer to your prayers.

It's about time you folks take your collective heads and finally pull them out of your collective asses.

Here's the scoop - MITT ROMNEY WAS NEVER EVEN CLOSE TO WINNING

He was a poor candidate.

He alienated everyone but wealthy white landowners and fetuses. Last time I checked fetuses can't vote.

Faux News thought if they just said "There's no place like a GOP victory" and click their heels 3 times that somehow that would magically make Mitt Romney likable by the voting population.

And that was a huge problem - Liberals didn't like or trust Mitt Romney and your rightwing tea partiers weren't that keen on the guy either. Doesn't matter if you can convince billionaires to invest in your candidate - if he sucks then he isn't going to win.

[quinnox]

1. and let's face it, the guy was creepy and

came off as non-human much of the time. I mean, talk about imitating what humans do, Mitt didn't seem to know how to. Mitt was stiff as a board, and awkward as hell when trying to schmooze with the people. He was as phony as a 3 dollar bill on top of that. Yet, despite all this, 58 million of my fellow Amurikans voted for him. Welcome to Amurika.

[Walk away]

2. He could easily walk into any wax museum in the world and strike a pose.

No one would ever suspect he was real.

[quinnox]

3. Indeed

Well said, and no one would blink an eye as they took photos of themselves next to what they thought was a wax figure.

[ellisonz]

4. We wanted Mittens. We got Mittens. Now Mittens is no more...

[HopeHoops]

5. Lynne honey, the GOP didn't HAVE any viable candidates. It was a clown car.

Face it. None of them could have won. I still can't figure out why the billionaires threw all of that money away. They would have done just as well to burn it - at least that would let them roast hot dogs.

[VWolf]

6. I miss the clown car. Best part of the election season IMHO n/t

[HopeHoops]

9. Meh. It was funny, but couldn't they have found anyone useful?

[LynneSin]

7. I think Christie or Rubio might have won or come in alot closer

I think job bush it would be too close to the last bush fiasco

[HopeHoops]

10. With rMoney at the top of the ticket, they had no possibility and they knew it.

[justiceischeap]

8. Ann Coulter even warned them... run Romney and lose.

They stopped listening to her though when she suggested that the Republic party embrace the LGBTQ community but like a broken clock, she was right on this issue.

[LynneSin]

11. Even rimjob over at FR new he was a loser

And that's saying alot