At the Trump rally -- -- No toasters are allowed.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

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[Lefta Dissenter]

1. During the occupation of the Wisconsin State Capitol,

We were prohibited from bringing in crockpots. Also prohibited were “animals or snakes,” as though snakes somehow aren’t animals. 🙄

[Haggard Celine]

2. The no coolers rule would be a deal-breaker for me.

If I'm going to have to listen to a two hour speech by that bloviating asshole, I'd better have plenty of beer!

[muriel_volestrangler]

3. I'm hoping this means all the male attendees will castrate themselves

A Darwin Award we could all get behind!

[Ray Bruns]

4. I gotta ask. Apparently, someone brought a toaster to one of these rallies at some point.

Why would you bring a toaster to a rally and how would you plug it up?

[vapor2]

5. NO lasers

So MTG not allowed to bring her space lasers?

[lame54]

6. Dry white bread only

[orleans]

7. trump is toast and pees when he's reminded of it

& the smell of burnt toast makes his handlers burst into uproarious bouts of laughter

[Mc Mike]

8. The un-woke mob is coming for your toasters, people.