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SNL had better do a skit of a re-elected Trump governing from his prison cell.
"President Trump rips Congressional Democrats for rejecting his proposed budget, insisting that he needs more money for the prison commissary to get Ramen Noodles, which are akin to currency on the inside."
"President Trump is going to address the nation at 8:30 pm Eastern. Because lights out is at 9 pm."
"President Trump's meeting this morning with French President Macron was interrupted when another inmate shanked one of Macron's security detail."
"Scandal rocks the Trump White House: another inmate stole the nuclear football and traded it for cigarettes."
"Fucked up on Pruno, President Trump authorized a nuclear strike on Greenland because Denmark refused to sell it to him."