Why does God need a star ship?

[edhopper]

A question Captain Kirk asked in Star Trek V when they confront a being claiming to be God.

But in this manner, we see no GOP supporter of the Orange Turd ask, "Why does a billionaire need to raise money for lawyers?"

[Xavier Breath]

1. I just wish Trump would find Hamlet's 'undiscovered country' already.

[edhopper]

2. He certainly went

where no President had gone before. Though not boldly, perhaps criminally.

[Solly Mack]

3. He's a televangelist passing the collection plate.

A carnival barker selling the freak show to people who can't pass up seeing what's inside and who will believe everything they see.

The commentator of their much needed daily two-minutes of hate.

He doesn't need to need it. They don't have to wonder why a billionaire is asking.

He is their everything.

[Midnight Writer]

6. Exactly.

[House of Roberts]

4. Simple Star Trek DS9:

"Why does a billionaire need to raise money for lawyers?"

Ferengi supreme rule of acquisition: When others will pay your bills, let them.

[ProfessorGAC]

5. I've Used That Same Quote Many Times

Right here at DU. At least twice, I've used it in the same context as you.
Of course, it's rhetorical, because it's provable that TFG was never a billionaire.