Donald Trump is a "stable genius", a brilliant deal maker, a devout Christian, wonderful father,

[Atticus]

faithful husband and par golfer who built a secure border wall that Mexico paid for, has never lied to anyone, won the popular vote by landslides in both '16 and '20 and------oh, yeah, he took in six million dollars in campaign contributions just since being indicted.

Who could possibly doubt that?

[Chainfire]

1. And God sits at his right hand.

Does stable genius mean that he is the smartest poop scooper in the stable?

[EarlG]

2. The man is totally trustworthy!

Sunday March 19: Trump says he's going to be indicted in two days.

Two days later, crickets.

Wednesday March 29: Trump says he's not going to be indicted after all!

One day later, indicted.

[grantcart]

6. And since his attorney states there is no chance of a plea agreement

The only rational conclusion would be that they are already negotiating one.

[republianmushroom]

3. trump is "Salt of the earth."

You bet, well maybe a little crooked. But a good guy. Oh, yeah, you bet

26 months and counting

[keithbvadu2]

11. "Salt of the earth"... takes a couple of different pathways.

1. Generally good
... Fundamentally good and valuable... but it can spoil.
https://www.bing.com/search?q=salt+of+the+earth+meaning&form=ANNTH1&refig=522ea6a13e844c14a01f87f9dee36b35&sp=2&lq=0&qs=LS&pq=salt+of+the+&sk=LS1&sc=10-12&cvid=522ea6a13e844c14a01f87f9dee36b35

2. Not so good
... Salting the earth
Salting the earth, or sowing with salt, is the ritual of spreading salt on the sites of cities razed by conquerors.[1][2] It originated as a curse on re-inhabitation in the ancient Near East and became a well-established folkloric motif in the Middle Ages
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salting_the_earth

Like you, I'll consider Donald the not-so-good version.

[samplegirl]

4. Just a total beacon of hope

and trust. Why anyone should of seen this!

[grantcart]

5. You forgot "gentleman escort to ladies of the pornographic theater"

[AllaN01Bear]

7. please' not on palm sunday and gag me!!!!!!!

[dmr]

8. He lives his life in quiet distinction in which

we'd like all our children to emulate.

He is the salt of the earth.

[Dirty Socialist]

9. Landru, I mean Trump

Causes the rain to fall and the sun to shine!
You are not of the body. Come to a Trump rally. It will be a festival!

[erronis]

10. I'm sure the Master Con, Donald, would be happy to have you see the receipts, audit his books...

Why do you doubt the $6M (or some other #)? Do you have any reason to not trust him, or his family, or the (r)epuglicons, or the outside interests that are feeding this maggot?

[milestogo]

12. I'm no expert but I don't think devout Christians brag about

their wealth or about grabbing women by the pu**y.