Um, where was Melania?

[CTyankee]

[MissB]

1. As far away as possible

I mean, wouldn’t you be? Not like she needs to stand by him.

[CTyankee]

7. It makes him look even worse. She won't stand by her man?

[rsdsharp]

2. She dropped Donnie off at the plane yesterday,

and went to meet her divorce lawyer.

[Irish_Dem]

3. Not doing a "stand by your man" routine.

[Rebl2]

4. I don't

care. Do you?

[C_U_L8R]

5. The real question is

Where was the pool boy?

[Comfortably_Numb]

9. In Melania?

[PJMcK]

14. Ooo

Slick!

[Sky Jewels]

12. I hear the pool boy has a long pole.

Because, ya know, that Mar a Lago pool is deep and he needs to clean it thoroughly.

[Comfortably_Numb]

15. Ba-doom, pssssshhh!!!

[applegrove]

6. Two affairs are part of the evidence. She would take attention or the message

away from Trump if she was there.

[rsdsharp]

8. She dropped Donnie off at the plane yesterday,

and went to meet her divorce lawyer.

[BumRushDaShow]

10. Maybe still back in NYC with the doorman?

[boston bean]

11. I don't care, do you?

[AltairIV]

13. Returning to her first career choice

In negotiations with Vivid Video.