The only thing I will say about Dick Cheney finally passing away....

[Effete Snob]

...is that it hasn't happened yet.

[hauckeye]

1. Fooled me! I was ready to cheer...

[Ocelot II]

2. For a second I had my hopes up...

Shame on you.

[PCIntern]

3. With his artificial heart

He could live to 200 like Donald can!

Think about that!

[Probatim]

11. I thought he had a ready supply of human donors in storage

that allowed him to swap out parts as needed.

[PCIntern]

13. You may be right....

[Rebl2]

18. That was my fear

when he got that heart.

[dflprincess]

4. Cruel to get my hopes up lije that. Nt

[niyad]

5. Darn!! I was about to open the bubbly.

[peacefreak2.0]

6. Ya just had to get my hopes up.

[Hekate]

7. Jeez! Don't toy with me that way!

[Effete Snob]

17. .

[MrsCoffee]

8. Dammit.

Dammit
Dammit
Dammit
Dammit
Dammit
Dammit
Dammit
Dammit
Dammit
Dammit
Dammit
Dammit
Dammit
Dammit
Dammit
Dammit
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.

.
.
.
.

.
.
.
Dammit
Dammit
Dammit
Dammit
Dammit
Dammit
Dammit
Dammit

[Arthur_Frain]

9. Don't tease me

nt

[NewHendoLib]

10. is it April 1 again?

damn...

[Buns_of_Fire]

12. Durn. I opened one of the good beers before I opened the thread...

...Well, no sense in letting it go to waste...

[Ray Bruns]

14. This just in: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

[lapfog_1]

15. for a brief second I thought his heart stopped

then I remembered he doesn't have a heart.

[Effete Snob]

16. Mine's already broken

[CottonBear]

19. Doh!

I thought I’d missed some breaking news.

I know his family will miss him when he finally passes away, but I won’t.

[jimfields33]

31. I agree I only will feel sorry for Mary and Liz.

But I know that they will continue on as many of us have.

[CottonBear]

42. My very conservative dad died when I was 17.

I miss him every single day and it has been decades since he passed. To me was my dad, not a member of a political party. I loved him so much.

[jimfields33]

43. So sorry to hear this. Mine died when I was 20.

I guess I mean that it will be hard for them, but the mind has a way to get you functional while still having wonderful memories and missing the heck out of them.

[CottonBear]

44. Thank you. I'm so sorry to hear about your dad's passing.

You never stop missing them, but it’s especially difficult when you are so young, like you were.

With time, your parent draws closer to you in spirit and in your mind and you can remember them with less sadness and more happy memories, but, for children, the grief is always there.

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

20. Hard to believe he's only a year or two

Older than Biden.

He's always seemed like a crotchety senior citizen, even when he was in his 40s.

[kimbutgar]

21. Darn I was starting to get happy hearing the news of his passing!

darn!

[Effete Snob]

23. Well, just hold on to that moment of happiness

[kimbutgar]

35. Ha ha

[OLDMDDEM]

22. But remember, Rush Limbaugh is still dead.

[BComplex]

28. And so is Donald Rumsfeld! And so is Antonin Scalia!! YAY!!!

Next in line (hopefully)
Cheney
Trump (and he can take out the rest of the trash with him: MTG, Gossar, Stephen Miller, DeSatanist, Gregg Abbott, Clarence Thomas, Coney-Barrett, Cavenaugh, that little snake Samuel Alito, Gorsuch, Leonard Leo, Harlan Crow, and the rest of the oligarchs that have purchased the churches and the republican party.)

[OLDMDDEM]

30. YES!!!!

[Irish_Dem]

24. US tax payers would be shocked to learn how much money they've spent over the years keeping

this crook and war criminal alive.

[The Unmitigated Gall]

25. Chickenhawk of all chickenhawks.

Damn near EVERYONE who served and died in Vietnam had OTHER priorities, Dickles.

[GPV]

26. Ya got me

[sueh]

27. LOL ya got me

[MuseRider]

29. Awww crap.

For a brief moment my surly mood lightened.

Back to being pissed off.

So many good people have died and then he lives on with a mechanical heart. It just isn't right!!

[Kennah]

32. If someone finds where he keeps his coffin, I want in on the raid

I'll hold the door or do whatever. I don't need to be the one who drives the stake.

[3catwoman3]

33. My first thought upon hearing that he had received...

…heart transplant was hoping that it had not come from a Democrat.

And I don’t even feel bad about feeling that way.

[LuvLoogie]

34. LOL. You suck.

That was good.

[DFW]

36. You mean Smilin' Dick?

[I_UndergroundPanther]

37. I think he has been dead

He's a zombie at this point,no pulse since a machine heart keeping him alive.

Wish they'd withdraw his insurance then he would die. How many of us could get the care he gets?

Keeping that malignant creep alive is a waste of insurance money.

Let him die already!!

[werdna]

38. I think they just released a bio-pic about him.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt15435876/

[librechik]

39. dang I was just about

to break out the champagne.

[malaise]

40. You got me

😀😀😀😀

[Mr.Bill]

41. Huge waste of

donor organs.

[Maru Kitteh]

45. Ha! Brilliant, lol, but you will be shitting a whole new category of bricks if

that nasty fucker actually dies tonight

[Effete Snob]

46. I've done that before

I’ve killed several celebrities by asking my wife, “You mean they’re not dead yet?”

There used to be a blog called “Is Dick Cheney dead yet?” It was intended to be a place where you could go and see if Dick Cheney was dead yet, but they eventually got tired of running it and have moved on to other things.

[JHB]

47. Dang it! This is not a subject line to read after half the day away from news

There aren't a whole lot of "Wait, what did I miss?" subjects that bring a smile, and you went and turned it upside-down.