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Stinky The Clown

(67,816 posts)
Sat Apr 15, 2023, 04:57 PM Apr 2023

Hey Motherfucker

Feeling pressure?

Fearing a verdict unfavorable to you in the E. Jean Carroll suit?

Sweating as you feel Jack Smith's breath on your neck and hearing his footfalls right behind you?

Worried that the seeming delay in news from Fani Willis isn't signaling an abandonment of what could possibly be a RICO charge? (psssst. how's your liddle buddy Lindsay doing with all this, poor liddle fella?)

Are you now recalling that Jack Smith has not one, but two separate cases, either of which can change the trajectory of your golden years - not for the better?

Alvin Bragg has your number, is not caving, and you know it, right?

And wow. Your Roy Cohn wannabe, Joey Tapioca, may have violated lawyer ethics in a way to risk disbarment, but at least in a way to fuck up your defense against Stormy Daniels? Jeeeze, Donnie, but your LawyerPicker ain't working, is it?

WAIT!! LOOK!! IS THAT FOLDER MARKED TOP SECRET??????????

Hahahahaha ..... made ya look!

Have a swell rest of your Saturday.





Dare we hope we'll have more entertainment as the Slovenian soft core model finds a competent lawyer and sues your ass for divorce????

Nah the prenup covers that. Right?

Right?

It does, right?




Hahahaha




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Hey Motherfucker (Original Post) Stinky The Clown Apr 2023 OP
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Apr 2023 #1
That was good! Joinfortmill Apr 2023 #2
That was cathartic. cilla4progress Apr 2023 #3
Any attorney DENVERPOPS Apr 2023 #4
In Slovenian Sex Worker's School... rubbersole Apr 2023 #5
Nicely done - BRAVO!!! Talitha Apr 2023 #6
Love this Stinky malaise Apr 2023 #7

Response to Stinky The Clown (Original post)

DENVERPOPS

(8,843 posts)
4. Any attorney
Sat Apr 15, 2023, 06:55 PM
Apr 2023

that would work for him must have shit for brains after all his history of kicking his attorneys aside and not paying them....

And if those lawyers don't have brains enough to figure that out, why would anyone, including Trump or people in his CABAL hire them.

rubbersole

(6,715 posts)
5. In Slovenian Sex Worker's School...
Sat Apr 15, 2023, 07:37 PM
Apr 2023

..they have 'Fleecing 101' in the first month. Bring your parents to America and you get extra credit.

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