Presenting.....anti-woke wine

[brooklynite]

Support A Wine Company That Backs Your Patriotic Values

Putting service first and patriotism back in style, We The People Wine’s commitment to American exceptionalism has drawn nationwide appeal. Unlike other brands, We The People Wine has made giving back a priority where every sale contributes to charity.

We The People Wine’s nationwide appeal has brought on rapid expansion of the brand. More than 1,000 locations are set to carry the Chardonnay and Cabernet Sauvignon by the end of the year.

[Ocelot II]

1. This is really getting stupid. Are they going to bring back Freedom Fries, too?

[Celerity]

14. This wine is bitter, with more than a hint of misogyny. I detected some overt homophobia on the

nose, with some pungent white nationalism and christofascism on the finish. The cork reeked of burnt rule of law and grift.

[niyad]

16. Perfectly put!

[Ocelot II]

17. LOL!

It was probably made with nettles and sour grapes.

[Aristus]

20. Damn! Beat me to it.

Well put.

[11 Bravo]

27. I was going to post something along those lines, but now I'm glad I didn't.

Because that is damned near PERFECT!

[NotVeryImportant]

2. As I always say...

A fool and his money are soon parted.

[lapucelle]

3. Does the cap screw off?

Why isn't it in a box?

[Maru Kitteh]

7. Or a ziplock baggie with one of those Capri Sun straws.

A sippy cup?

[lapucelle]

8. ...

[Aristus]

21. A screw-cap or a cardboard box would actually be more environmentally sustainable.

The world is running out of cork.

[IA8IT]

4. tRump legal defense charity? tRump spray-tan charity?

[Initech]

5. I honestly feel like you could market anything to the MAGAs if you call it "patriotic".

NEW FREEDOM BRIEFS! Say goodbye to woke bathrooms with the freedom to pee anywhere! Each brief is maximum absorbent and comes with an American flag and a bald eagle printed on them!

[gratuitous]

26. Or "tactical"

Didn't their hero gush that he loved the poorly educated?

[dflprincess]

6. "We The People Wine has made giving back a priority where every sale contributes to charity."

Of course they don't mention what charity but "giving back" sounds kind of woke to me.

[brooklynite]

9. Its at their website...

The Working Warrior Foundation
Who They Are​
The Working Warrior Foundation is a 501(c)3 committed to raising money for members of the special ops and military communities. We have a strong network of corporate, academic, and non-profit partners to help us accomplish our mission.

What They Do
Working with corporate, academic, and other non-profit partners, we provide crucial assistance to heal the wounded, help the families of those we have lost, and support those who are still serving.

[OAITW r.2.0]

10. 2 Buck Chuck in a new wrapper.

The buyer won't care what it tastes like, because it tastes like Trump.

[niyad]

13. Hey, no insulting two buck chuck (now four buck)! that, at least, was drinkable.

I was not aware that Alabama had a wine industry. An apparently thriving one, as I just discovered.

[OAITW r.2.0]

25. Back in my really poor days, I drank it, too!

Now I've upscaled to < $10 Cab Sav. Dark Horse....yum!

[Lettuce Be]

11. America's Favorite Patriotic Whine -- there, I fixed it for you

[niyad]

12. I thought that this was a joke at first, but, alas, it is real. A winery in Alabama?

exactly two products. poor ratings on the sites I checked. A thousand locations?? Seriously?

Okay, I stand corrected. To my surprise, alabama does have an apparently thriving wine industry. Too bad I will never experience the wines.

[Celerity]

19. The wines are from Napa Valley, in CA.

[niyad]

23. Wine-searcher said it is located in Alabama. Vivino says CA.

[taxi]

15. Vintage 2023 - Always fresh - our promise is not to sell expired wine

[JHB]

18. I suppose that's one angle to get beer-drinkers to buy wine

Normally, French words make them hiss and recoil like vampires from a cross.

[Celerity]

22. Trump Winery Fires Seven Undocumented Workers Right After Grueling Harvest Season

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/12/31/politics/trump-organization-winery-undocumented-workers-fired/index.html

[niyad]

24. One does wonder about a supposed non-drinker owning a winery, and being

pictured with a glass of wine.

And what a weird combover. And no extra-long red tie?