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Montauk6

(8,160 posts)
Mon Apr 24, 2023, 05:45 PM Apr 2023

Tucker's Replacement: WHO YA GOT?

Not "WHO YA WANT" but who do you think could get the call?


11 votes, 5 passes | Time left: Unlimited
Tulsi Gabbard
8 (73%)
Jimmy Dore
0 (0%)
Glenn Greenwald
0 (0%)
Meghan McCain
0 (0%)
Candace Owens
1 (9%)
Joe Rogan
0 (0%)
Ben Shapiro
1 (9%)
Ann Coulter
0 (0%)
David Brooks
0 (0%)
Meh... I'm thinking more along the lines of...
1 (9%)
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Tucker's Replacement: WHO YA GOT? (Original Post) Montauk6 Apr 2023 OP
I'll go with George Takei's suggestion DBoon Apr 2023 #1
A rabid German Shepherd would get the highest ratings lame54 Apr 2023 #2
Putin Johnny2X2X Apr 2023 #3
Great minds blah blah...We seem to have posted at the same time. jrthin Apr 2023 #6
The ad campaign writes itself... Montauk6 Apr 2023 #23
PUTIN (Fox tired of the imposters; hires the real deal) nt jrthin Apr 2023 #4
Maria Bartiromo Shermann Apr 2023 #5
Donald Rump Trueblue1968 Apr 2023 #7
Actually, I forgot about Bearded Junior... Montauk6 Apr 2023 #22
KellyAnne Conway n/t LNM Apr 2023 #8
I'm sure they'd think she's not attractive enough anymore ... Hugh_Lebowski Apr 2023 #12
Zombie Rush Limbaugh? gratuitous Apr 2023 #9
I think to match Tucker's charisma they'll need to go with Stephen Miller. Midnight Writer Apr 2023 #10
(Well, since someone already mentioned Limbaugh...) Montauk6 Apr 2023 #21
Dore, Greenwald, and Rogan are more like the kinda dudes they'd get to play Hannity's "liberal" foil Hugh_Lebowski Apr 2023 #11
They need a meek adopt-a-pet... Montauk6 Apr 2023 #20
George Santos JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2023 #13
this flamingdem Apr 2023 #14
HOPEFULLY he'll be back on the job market soon... Montauk6 Apr 2023 #24
Bill Maher has been auditioning lately bottomofthehill Apr 2023 #15
At least, he'll be able to dust off his "Politically Incorrect" card Montauk6 Apr 2023 #25
One. Stephen. Miller Best_man23 Apr 2023 #16
some possible shows Takket Apr 2023 #17
I mean, shit, my uncle could do the job. Act_of_Reparation Apr 2023 #18
2 hr Hannity Tribetime Apr 2023 #19
That's a lot of fake outrage for one blowhard to muster! nt Shermann Apr 2023 #27
I picked Gabbard if Rupert is the only vote that matters. However... Efilroft Sul Apr 2023 #26
My option isn't there ExWhoDoesntCare Apr 2023 #28

Montauk6

(8,160 posts)
23. The ad campaign writes itself...
Tue Apr 25, 2023, 09:25 AM
Apr 2023

"HEY AMERICA, IT'S TIME TO GET MAD WITH VLAD!!! Only on Fox News...."

Shermann

(7,672 posts)
5. Maria Bartiromo
Mon Apr 24, 2023, 05:56 PM
Apr 2023

Haha, get real Maria! I'd get a box ready to pack up your personal effects from your office. A singular fall guy won't cut it where $787B is involved.

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)
9. Zombie Rush Limbaugh?
Mon Apr 24, 2023, 06:04 PM
Apr 2023

As long as everyone agrees not to notice his arm fall off and the cascade of sawdust leaking out.

Midnight Writer

(22,093 posts)
10. I think to match Tucker's charisma they'll need to go with Stephen Miller.
Mon Apr 24, 2023, 06:12 PM
Apr 2023

And some sort of Mortimer Snerd puppet to co-host.

 

Hugh_Lebowski

(33,643 posts)
11. Dore, Greenwald, and Rogan are more like the kinda dudes they'd get to play Hannity's "liberal" foil
Mon Apr 24, 2023, 06:12 PM
Apr 2023

On a new iteration of "Hannity And Colmes".

They wouldn't make any of them host's alone in primetime, guaranteed.

None of the 3 are true-red.

Montauk6

(8,160 posts)
20. They need a meek adopt-a-pet...
Tue Apr 25, 2023, 09:20 AM
Apr 2023

Those three have too much stray-dog-wandering-in-a-backlot in 'em, no?

Best_man23

(4,942 posts)
16. One. Stephen. Miller
Mon Apr 24, 2023, 07:58 PM
Apr 2023

He's got the Joseph Goebbels look nailed, and I'm sure he's got an SS Cosplay uniform somewhere in that coffin where he sleeps during the day.

Why use another talking head to spread the hate and keep the MAGAts riled up. Go direct.

Takket

(21,896 posts)
17. some possible shows
Mon Apr 24, 2023, 08:03 PM
Apr 2023

Doin' Lines with Don drumpf Jr

The best if yet to come! With Kimmy Guilfoyle

Pillows of wisdom with Mike Lindell

TITS!!!!!!! (just random huge breasted blondes reading the phone book)

let me explain why you are fucking nuts with Rachel Maddow

Efilroft Sul

(3,604 posts)
26. I picked Gabbard if Rupert is the only vote that matters. However...
Tue Apr 25, 2023, 09:50 AM
Apr 2023

…if Lachlan Murdoch has a major say in the matter and wants to pick someone from outside the box, I can see NRA spokesperson Colion Noir being considered.

Sure, the skin color of Noir (not his real last name) will at first be a turn-off to the "life was better in the '50s" viewers. But when they find out how pro-gun Noir is, and how well he'll articulate all the other crazy right-wing points of view, Fox's viewers will think they found their Obama.

I also think Noir would strongly appeal to X'er edge lords who always had a "Fuck you, I got mine" attitude, and these viewers are the ones Fox needs to maintain and prevent from jumping ship to OAN or Newsmax. So don't be surprised about "The Target with Colion Noir."

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