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vercetti2021

(10,481 posts)
Tue Apr 25, 2023, 01:03 PM Apr 2023

I will crawl through shards of glass to vote for Biden

During an erupting volcano, while an EF5 tornado is coming towards me. Biden is the only thing standing between me and a pink triangle GOP concentration camp.

Fuck polls and these boobs on the MSM.

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I will crawl through shards of glass to vote for Biden (Original Post) vercetti2021 Apr 2023 OP
I share your commitment Just A Box Of Rain Apr 2023 #1
And Trump's age is never mentioned. Ever. Fuck them. live love laugh Apr 2023 #2
Nor is his diminished mental capacity. lastlib Apr 2023 #10
Exactly Rebl2 Apr 2023 #29
+1 excellent point. bronxiteforever Apr 2023 #21
What you will choose to do is irrelevant to polling data brooklynite Apr 2023 #3
Yes. Very true. BlackSkimmer Apr 2023 #5
I read this morning True Blue American Apr 2023 #18
I just wanted to say my peace vercetti2021 Apr 2023 #28
DITTO!!! 50 Shades Of Blue Apr 2023 #4
Same we can do it Apr 2023 #6
Same! I will do whatever it takes! Initech Apr 2023 #7
You'll be right behind me Meadowoak Apr 2023 #8
Same. Timeflyer Apr 2023 #9
I will NOT crawl through shards of glass. JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2023 #11
As a former poll worker True Blue American Apr 2023 #20
I will check a few boxes while drinking morning coffee Sympthsical Apr 2023 #12
Me too! SunSeeker Apr 2023 #13
Ditto. EOM Scottie Mom Apr 2023 #14
Me too Joinfortmill Apr 2023 #15
On voting day, we'll take a brisk, two mile walk Torchlight Apr 2023 #16
I am willing to be thrown through a plate glass window Redleg Apr 2023 #17
It doesn't matter a whip to me who the Dem nominee is. moreland01 Apr 2023 #19
Only death will stop me! Lunabell Apr 2023 #22
+! I saw a couple MSM stories too. How stupid do they take their audiences to be? ffr Apr 2023 #23
Our lives DO depend on it. wnylib Apr 2023 #26
Yup. tavernier Apr 2023 #24
Preach! wryter2000 Apr 2023 #25
Joe's the greatest. usonian Apr 2023 #27
then send him some money! RussBLib Apr 2023 #30
There's a link for that. Wednesdays Apr 2023 #32
I would too...Did you see Earl G's post sharing Obama's numbers before the 12 election? Demsrule86 Apr 2023 #31

lastlib

(27,309 posts)
10. Nor is his diminished mental capacity.
Tue Apr 25, 2023, 01:55 PM
Apr 2023

Nor any of his other substantial failings--like treason against the United States.

If, god forbid, AnusMouth wins the election, Democrats should have articles of impeachment waiting for him on Inauguration Day.

 

brooklynite

(96,882 posts)
3. What you will choose to do is irrelevant to polling data
Tue Apr 25, 2023, 01:11 PM
Apr 2023

You are not, by virtue of being on a political discussion blog, an average voter.

JustABozoOnThisBus

(24,532 posts)
11. I will NOT crawl through shards of glass.
Tue Apr 25, 2023, 02:12 PM
Apr 2023

I'll wait for the poll workers to unlock the glass doors, then I'll walk through and vote.

Or, better yet, I'll be the poll worker who unlocks the door for you.

No shards, no chads, just votes for Dems.

Sympthsical

(10,800 posts)
12. I will check a few boxes while drinking morning coffee
Tue Apr 25, 2023, 02:15 PM
Apr 2023

And then undergo the epic journey while facing down gale winds and errant garbage trucks - because those are things in my neighborhood - to my mailbox.

California. Terrible place.

Torchlight

(6,205 posts)
16. On voting day, we'll take a brisk, two mile walk
Tue Apr 25, 2023, 02:29 PM
Apr 2023

to our precinct, all the while ignoring the cow-boy hate dullards, guzzling Pabst Blue Ribbon while sea-lioning as loudly as possible while they're applying lipstick on the pig they call 'the good old days.'

These days, all it takes it a guy no one's ever herd of before yelling "I'm SO concerned abut this irrelevant trivia I had to dig deep twelve feet down to find! They're not really balloons, you sheep! Wake up, people!" for me to dismiss someone as a practitioner of thoughtful discourse and possessing a kind heart. Sure don't like being around that type of mean-spirited petulance.

Redleg

(6,802 posts)
17. I am willing to be thrown through a plate glass window
Tue Apr 25, 2023, 02:31 PM
Apr 2023

if that's what it takes to vote. Of course I will be wearing safety equipment.

moreland01

(863 posts)
19. It doesn't matter a whip to me who the Dem nominee is.
Tue Apr 25, 2023, 02:45 PM
Apr 2023

That's who I will vote for, no matter what.

I appreciate Biden for taking down trump. I appreciate how he's handled the presidency for the last couple of years.
I have no problem with him running again despite his age.

But he'd better win.

ffr

(23,319 posts)
23. +! I saw a couple MSM stories too. How stupid do they take their audiences to be?
Tue Apr 25, 2023, 02:58 PM
Apr 2023

Have we already forgotten the oppressive regime that was TFG's QOP death squads? Is that an alternative to a safer World under Biden/Harris.

Fuck that! I'm with you. I'll be encouraging everyone I know to vote for Biden as if their lives depended upon it.

wnylib

(25,355 posts)
26. Our lives DO depend on it.
Tue Apr 25, 2023, 03:13 PM
Apr 2023

Ridin' with Biden, all the way. Full confidence in the Biden-Harris team.

usonian

(22,900 posts)
27. Joe's the greatest.
Tue Apr 25, 2023, 03:19 PM
Apr 2023

I vote by mail in CA but drop my ballot off in a bomb-proof steel box in front of the County Office Building.

Demsrule86

(71,464 posts)
31. I would too...Did you see Earl G's post sharing Obama's numbers before the 12 election?
Tue Apr 25, 2023, 03:26 PM
Apr 2023

It is all a bunch of media bullshit.

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