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Ikonoklast

(23,973 posts)
Sat Nov 10, 2012, 05:53 PM Nov 2012

For Sale. No Reasonable Offer Refused.

I got a real good deal on a slightly used political campaign, it was owned by some rich guy that was clueless as to how to run it, still has the stickers on the windows and the owner's manual, which is still wrapped in plastic and was never even opened.

Any interested parties please call 1-800 SUCK IT MITT, or 1-888 I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST TO THAT BLACK GUY.



I'll even throw in as a bonus a budget plan for free!

It's written in some sort of code I can't decipher or understand, but I was told by the previous owner everything works on it just fine if you know what the magic words to say over it that gets it started.

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SDjack

(1,448 posts)
1. Might be interested. Is the fireworks show in Boston part of the deal?
Sat Nov 10, 2012, 06:11 PM
Nov 2012

What about some staffers? Are they too sore about being stiffed for expenses to work for me, or can you deceive them into working for me.

This is a confidential inquiry.
Newt G.

Ikonoklast

(23,973 posts)
3. Sorry, all the accessories for this model were lost some time last week.
Sat Nov 10, 2012, 06:18 PM
Nov 2012

From what I understand, they were mostly worthless, anyway, so you really won't be missing much.

Ikonoklast

(23,973 posts)
5. Sorry, no. But, I do happen to have another item that might interest you.
Sat Nov 10, 2012, 06:33 PM
Nov 2012

For Sale: Republican Party/GOP
Color: White (with some small dark spots)

Heavy usage. Lots of miles on it. Vintage 1854, but heavily modified since. Originally paid $800 million in 2012. Currently stuck in "state of denial" mode. In need of demographic updates, sense of identity, and a transfusion of new blood. An oldie but a goodie! A great fixer-upper! Asking for civil rights, personal dignity for women, economic justice, OBO.

...Will not accept facts as payment.

Note: a little cracked on the fringes. Contains nuts.

Ikonoklast

(23,973 posts)
6. Well, it runs on Teabagger tears, so fuel is cheap and plentiful.
Sat Nov 10, 2012, 06:37 PM
Nov 2012

You can get it for free if you bring your own tanker truck to fill.

 

nadinbrzezinski

(154,021 posts)
7. You know...there is something wrong with this
Sat Nov 10, 2012, 06:47 PM
Nov 2012

Tires are uneven, and the engine looks like it overheated and seized.

And that other one you are selling, you serious? A horse and buggy? And the horse is old and lame.

Ikonoklast

(23,973 posts)
8. No refunds or exchanges. No warranty, express or implied.
Sat Nov 10, 2012, 07:45 PM
Nov 2012

Once title changes hands, seller is absolved of any or all claims

Buyer assumes all legal liability for any litigation for either any current or past claims against title.

Any damage found after sale is sole responsibility of purchaser.

 

nadinbrzezinski

(154,021 posts)
9. Well, you can keep it
Sat Nov 10, 2012, 07:53 PM
Nov 2012

Model one, junkyard...they might just take it. The upholstery is fine leather, and some of the interior trimmings might be usable. But after that it is utter junk. Remember to recycle the manual too.

Model two, perhaps a museum. Will go well with the previous model, WHIG.

That be my advise.

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