Found this ad in the newspaper!

[imanamerican63]

“Former news anchor/tv host who lost my job for a reputable media company”
“My qualifications are vastly different than others in the business media market-community”
“I never lied about a story that wasn’t fake”
“My likes, using the “c” word and eating pizza”
“My dislikes, the truth and Democrats”
“I had an audience of one, but millions crazy people watched my show every night”
“Why would I be asshat(I mean asset) for your business? I can have you in a lawsuit before you know it”

If you’re interested please please call me, I’m begging you for a job!

Sincerely yours TC

P.S. I promise you I won’t lie anymore?

[gratuitous]

1. And for the right salary

You can call me Little Lord Fishsticks.