Big MAGA Half-Pound* Burger Recipe
Last edited Sat Apr 29, 2023, 07:43 AM - Edit history (5)
This one should be a real crowd pleaser, especially at those awkward right-leaning family get-togethers!
- 2 pounds of 'Murican beef (non-free-range/non-grass-fed/non-woke)
- Cheese (also 'Murican!)
- Rolls (plain, none of those hippy poppy seeds)
- Red onions
- Wood chips for smoking (hickory, none of that Mexican-sounding mesquite)
1) Start by getting all your ingredients together
2) Get distracted by other non-priority issues long enough that the beef expires
3) Bleach the meat and put it under UV light
4) Start the chips smoking
5) Form 6-8 patties
6) Grill the patties
7) You might want to grill them a bit longer, add the cheese
8) Build the burgers up starting with the top layer and trickling down to the bottom
9) Chow time!
* Final weight might be less than 8 ounces due to processing
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