How do Kansas Repug lawmakers define female under their new Anti-transgender law???...

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[Mister Ed]

1. No young girls either!

Prepubescent? Not yet ovulating? Tough luck, kid. Keep out of the ladies' room.

Of course, girls can't go in the boys' room either. I guess elementary school girls will just have to hold it 'til they get home or something.

[Ocelot II]

2. Will women be required to prove they are still capable of ovulating

in order to use public restrooms? And how, by presenting a recently used tampon to a restroom attendant?
I guess I'm too old to go to the bathroom in Kansas unless I use the men's. But the lines are shorter for those.

[MuseRider]

6. "But the lines are shorter for those."

Not anymore!

Maybe if the men complain we can get our bathroom privileges back?

[Ocelot II]

8. Yes, I expect men will start objecting to long lines at their restrooms

when the old women and little girls who aren't ovulating are queuing up and trying to use the urinals.

[Iggo]

22. What'll happen first is men will find someplace else to piss.

Usually along the wall outside the restroom unless there’s some nearby foliage.

[HubertHeaver]

26. Potted plants in the hallway.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

3. Seems unlikely that's the entirety of the definition in the law

I could be wrong but I don't think even these fascist GQP fucks are this dumb.

[Ocelot II]

9. Don't be so sure. State legislatures seem to have become black holes of stupidity.

[Initech]

4. They don't care. At all.

This is about pleasing those fucking stupid talk show hosts, and that's about it.

[MuseRider]

5. Maybe we should send them

jars of urine collected outside a woman's bathroom and sign it, from your post egg producing voter. We could let them collect outside of bathrooms, someone would complain because our complaints will not be heard. We could put them outside their front doors.

I would love to pee in their shoes.

Women, we banded together to stop the anti abortion creeps, lost a bit recently but we are still able to get them if we need them. Now it is time to band together with all the women of this state and stop this crazy crap.

I never thought, as bad as it has been here from time to time, that we would rival some of the other states that have been worse. What incompetent idiots.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

7. People are born with eggs; they don't produce them.

[quaint]

19. Eggzactly, thank you.

Current knowledge indicates that females are born with their entire lifetime supply of gametes.
At birth, the normal female ovary contains about 1-2 million/oocytes (eggs).
Females are not capable of making new eggs, and in fact, there is a continuous decline in the
total number of eggs each month.

[LoisB]

24. I haven't been in a Biology class in many years but from what I remember, you are absolutely

correct.

[Iggo]

23. So nobody's allowed in the women's restroom then.

Fucking geniuses.

[quaint]

25. I believe an unborn female fetus would be allowed, but not the host.

[Backseat Driver]

10. Well, drop my lady-like drawers in a tornado shelter!

[Boomerproud]

11. I get it. I"ll hold it in till I get home.

We have crossed over to La La Land. I remember when pubbies sanctimoniously called states and their legislators the Labratories of Democracy. Oh it's a laboratory alright...Dr. Frankenstein.

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[Racygrandma]

12. What about those of us who have had a hysterectomy

Just wondering

[Autumn]

13. If you don't produce eggs you don't get to use the woman's restroom.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

17. Easy workaround: carry concealed chicken eggs; produce on demand.

Only if it's a concealed carry state, of course.

Next up: a law redefining pi as 2, just to make math easier.

[LAS14]

21. Use the men's bathroom. They're going to find out what...

...it's like to have dozens waiting in line after the ball game or concert.

[dickthegrouch]

14. Lawmakers inciting insurrection, much? /nt

[Autumn]

15. I need clarification. If you don't menstruate you don't use the ladies room?

Women are born with a "supply of eggs" they don't produce eggs, chickens produce eggs.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

16. A reminder that this law has nothing to do with biology, logic or whether you're menopausal or not,

but instead about whether people can feel comfortable harassing other people in a bathroom, that's it.

[Iggo]

27. Yep, it's about trying to find a legal way to hurt the people you don't like.

That’s all they want to do.

[IronLionZion]

18. Doesn't matter, women have harassed women in the women's room

because a short haired athletic woman is looking too manly or whatever. As if anyone is checking for ova.

[LAS14]

20. The most serious problem facing society in the 21st century is...

... lack of education.

Without an educated populace we can't fight climate change or new pandemics or autocrats.

Life has gotten too complex to tolerate an ignorant (lack of information) population.