Will Melania stand by her man? When you think about it, it was actually pretty damned thoughtful ...

[11 Bravo]

of the First Escort and TFG to hook up, rather than marrying other people.
This way only two individuals are miserable instead of four.

[LiberalFighter]

1. She probably got her pre-nuptial upgraded.

[underpants]

2. She can't really fathom going back to the White House

She hated it there.

[Shermann]

3. She must be playing the long game

That's a risky move, if I'm her I go for the quick cash today. There's no telling what that estate will be worth moving forward or what that agent of chaos' lawyers have codified in his will.

[Irish_Dem]

4. I know, the longer she waits, the less money there will be.

Maybe she should cash out now.

[Shermann]

9. It's the MAGA version of Deal or No Deal

Instead of pretty models and Howie Mandell, you get the Trump Family.

[Irish_Dem]

13. Yes. Poor Melania, decisions, decisions.

It's a gamble either way.

She wants all the benefits/perks of a former FLOTUS
And FLOTUS widow benefits.

And to inherit a widow's portion of the estate.

But with each passing month Trump is bleeding money.
Can his fundraising (grifting) cover all of it?

What to do, what to do?

Reality TV right in front of us.

[Maru Kitteh]

5. They are perfect for each other. Why would she leave? She's an asshole.

She's just like him.

[MontanaMama]

6. Yep. They're cut from the same cloth. n/t

[Easterncedar]

7. I'll always believe that she and Ivanka were Russian assets

Such a useful tool he has been.

[tanyev]

14. Yep, that would explain why Melania has stuck around this long

and why Donny always seems to be afraid of her.

[bluestarone]

8. If SHE was to testify (HONESTLY) I bet

She would say that's how he was at home. He would just start grabbing and taking whatever he wanted, when he wanted. (i think that's exactly what her life was like)

[Freethinker65]

10. Stand by? You betcha. Watch? Nah, but I bet Trump has.

[rurallib]

11. He's still got billions in secret documents

tha Melanie is sending to the home office. She needs to stay hooked up to him.

[MiniMe]

12. I really don't care, do you?

Sorry, couldn't resist

[Yavin4]

15. Most definitely she will. She always stands by her man.

This is her man.

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[FSogol]

16. Did the check clear?