The upcoming MSNBC Trump Town Hall
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to tonight’s town hall with former President Donald J. Trump. I am your host, Samuel L. Jackson. Tonight Mr. Trump will answer questions from an audience comprised solely of members of Democratic Underground, liberal college professors and parents of children who died in mass shootings. The doors to the hall are all guarded by members of Los Angeles street gangs to ensure Mr. Trump stays here until the end of the session. They have given their solemn word that they will not attempt to kill each other during the town hall. Mr. Trump, you will sit here answering questions until our audience decides it is time to leave. Mr. Trump, are you ready?”
“I do not accept the conditions you have placed on this session. I will not answer any of these questions.”
“Yes you do and yes you will. First question.”
“Mr. Trump, my screen name on Democratic Underground is (inserts name). Please explain to us why you thought you could stay in office after President Biden beat the pants off you in the 2020 election, and you understood that you had lost.”
“I’m not answering such a woke question.”
“Answer the fuckin’ question, motherfucker!”
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