TFG's heartfelt Mother's Day message

[Nevilledog]

He's such a douchebag.

[Me.]

1. So Sorry He Had A Mother

[erronis]

7. Donald Trump's mother asked: 'What kind of son have I created?'

Or, as Barbara told George "You should have pulled out earlier!"



https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-mother-mary-relationship-what-have-i-created-psychology-macleod-fred-trump-a8037181.html

[Me.]

8. Exactly

[Ocelot II]

9. Maybe he didn't. Maybe he's one of those troll babies

that get substituted for the real child that's stolen from its mother and taken away. The real Donald Trump is trapped under a mountain having to live with a troll family and the troll Trump is the one we're stuck with.

[spooky3]

2. Can this be real? It's outrageous. Nt

[Ocelot II]

5. It certainly sounds like him.

His mother must have dropped him on his head regularly.

[Prairie_Seagull]

14. Regularly, haha snort. nt

[EarnestPutz]

3. This is as close as the fuckwad will ever come to prayer. Yeesh.

[bucolic_frolic]

4. TFG is trying to confuse and cleanse his reputation. Fascism is a right wing movement not left wing.

Trying to improve his numbers with women. By lying some more.

[bucolic_frolic]

17. And by the way, I thought Antifa was on the left, but now Trump says it's the fascists

He don't know beans about what he's talking about

[malaise]

22. He is a certified dunce

There are no left wing fascists. That is all.

[Faux pas]

6. Lol

He's more like the nozzle

[Blue Owl]

10. Says the embarrassment to all mothers

[newdayneeded]

11. There must be a lot of dust in the air,

or somebody's cutting onions.....this is sooooo touching. He's finally pivoted to a kind and loving person!!1!11!1!11

[tanyev]

12. Anything to Melania? Marla? All the mothers of his grandchildren?

He’s horrible.

[ProfessorGAC]

13. I Say Ghost Posted

Someone with the job of posting nonsense in TFG's voice.
I don't believe he actually wrote this one.

[bedazzled]

20. No weird capitalization or punctuation

He could never spell "obliterate"

Think you are right

[Maru Kitteh]

24. Good catch on "obliterate." I don't recall him ever using that word.

so , yeah. Not his writing, I agree.

[bedazzled]

26. Sad to think that's what they expect from him

Seems to be no limit to this idiocy

[Prairie_Seagull]

15. He says in a soft and creepy voice. nt

[spanone]

16. Asshole of all Assholes.

[milestogo]

18. Is there a good reason he is not institutionalized?

Why do we let this man run free? He's obviously crazy.

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

29. Because he's not crazy

He's an arsehole.

Arseholes aren't crazy. They're stupid and mean.

[Boomerproud]

19. He does this every holiday and it always gets posted here..

[keep_left]

28. Yeah, it's almost self-plagiarism, like word-for-word the same thing...

...that he posts literally every holiday. He always attacks Antifa, Marxists, "Radical Leftists", etc., using whatever snarl words du jour that are in vogue that week. And of course he's always using unnecessary capitalization, not to mention generally making at least one major spelling or style error.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

21. Melania was not mentioned in this sad message

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

23. and they say Joe Biden is senile

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

30. Stop

This idiot isn't senile. He's simply stupid and mean. That's not crazy. That's being an arsehole.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

25. Do you think Melania cares that her beloved husband forgot to wish her a happy Mother's Day?

Link to tweet

[LuckyCharms]

27. That's...very touching.