Let's take a peek at what the MAGA speakers at Trump's Doral dump are saying...

[Nevilledog]

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A MAGA speaker at Trump’s hotel is warning of “highly technologically advanced mermaids and water people” spreading “wickedness.” She calls for “hand-to-hand combat.” (@patriottakes)


4:39 PM · May 14, 2023

[rurallib]

1. sounds like her bread and wine were laced this morning

[malaise]

12. Bwaaaaah

You win the thread

[LuckyCharms]

2. Is she?

You know...single?

[2naSalit]

9. ...

[ShazzieB]

20. If you're talking about her i.q., single digit sounds about right. 😜

[2naSalit]

51. The only way...

That can even makes sense!

[Tetrachloride]

3. Water people? Jar Jar Binks.

[niyad]

4. She does realize that Harry Potter is fiction, yes?

[Hekate]

14. Probably not

[Nevilledog]

17. QAnon's whole adrenochrome scam is just the plot from Monster's Inc

[orthoclad]

34. from Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

Literally. Right from the book.
And movie.
Hunter Thompson maniacally lapping up adrenochrome.

[Nevilledog]

49. Does that include scaring kids to get it?

[orthoclad]

53. No, it came in a bottle

This is the only other pop-culture reference to adrenochrome I know of.

I can see Steve Bannon chortling over the scene and saying "Let's run with that!" and combining it with QOP pedophilia.

[Retrograde]

5. And I thought Lizard People were bad enough

I often wonder how these people manage to remember how to breathe.

[2naSalit]

10. Breathing is reflexive...

Doesn't require independent cognition for that.

They're probably okay as long as they don't look up at the sky when it's raining.

[leftieNanner]

42. Or at the sun

During an eclipse.

[gratuitous]

6. Wouldn't that be hand-to-fin combat

What is the former guy's proposal for teaching our children from the earliest age proficiency in hand-to-fin combat? Or is he just going to abandon the field, and allow advanced mermaids to just walk right ashore?

[Probatim]

22. How are they going to walk on water Mr(s). Smartypants - they have flippers not feet?!?!

Everyone knows they'll lure they victims in to the water with a haunting song and drown them.

If you don't start to take this seriously, they'll completely replace us!!!!!

[gratuitous]

28. Are you saying the documentary "The Little Mermaid" is bunkum?

Next you're going to be running down "Splash" and that "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie. Well, I won't stand for it, so Imma go sit down.

[Probatim]

31. Firstly, all of those "movies" were created by the liberal Hollyweird elites.

Second, all of those so called mermaids sold their souls to the devil.

And I won't even go into the woke nature of two of those three movies. Horrible stuff right there.

=)

[hatrack]

7. So THAT's what happened to James Comer's mystery witness!!!

He was taken by the technologically advanced water spirit mermaids of darkness in a wave of spiritual perversion!!!!

NOW I UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!

[calimary]

35. EXCELLENT!!!

That’s gotta be it!

[Shipwack]

43. I volunteer as Tribute!

[lapfog_1]

8. where are the men in the clean white coats and the large nets?

[2naSalit]

11. For that party...

They'd be in need of a few buses and a large crew.

[Brother Buzz]

16. I think she's channeling Side 'B'

[Maeve]

13. These "people " are psychotic

[thenelm1]

45. Himself still plumbing for "only the best people".

She's dressed like she's looking to be a really, really bad imitation of Stevie Nicks on her worst day ever. Yep, psychotic pretty covers it.

[Hekate]

15. What fresh hell is this?

[txwhitedove]

32. Yep, my words exactly. WTF?

[70sEraVet]

18. Trump's next Ambassador to Atlantis!

[Blue Owl]

19. Aqua Buddha and Marco Rubio come to mind

[Hekate]

52. OMG

[Silent3]

21. She's nuts no matter what, but she did say "images of mermaids and water people"...

...not that the actual things are out there. It's still totally nuts to think such images are a form of "spiritual warfare" conducted by some corrupting force on the attack, but a bit less nuts than imagining the Little Mermaid and Aquaman are literally on the march... or on the swim, I guess.

[hatrack]

50. Would have loved to have seen Jason Momoa walk across the stage behind her . . .

[Chainfire]

23. Only the best and brightest for the party of Trump.

[ZonkerHarris]

24. Boy do they hate that the new Little Mermaid is a WoC.

[lame54]

25. Hand to fin

[Codifer]

26. I feel cheated

Way back in 1969 I took an opportunity to drop a dose of pure LSD 25 (the dot on the sugar cube).

I had some intense revelations but I NEVER saw any high tech, evil mermaids.

Dang.

[NBachers]

27. ¿ ¡ ¿ ¡

[orthoclad]

37. Water-Melons

[Quixote1818]

29. Did I just go back in time 1,500 years? LOL nt

[ironflange]

30. Even this MAGA crowd was stunned into silence by that craziness

[Harker]

33. They know the real threat is from the lizard people. n/t

[ashredux]

36. God bless her little heart... she needs help. Psychiatric help. Please someone help.

[orthoclad]

38. That'll be 5 cents, please.

[plimsoll]

39. Hmm, sounds like the Jennifer morgue to me.

In which case we should watch out for power point.

I'm really worried now, but I don't think hand to hand not will help. Fortunately I can play violin in a pinch.

Jennifer Morgue

[edhopper]

40. I for one

welcome our merpeople masters.

[FoxNewsSucks]

41. It's almost as if the bedbugs

had hallucinatory saliva when they bit those people.

[ARPad95]

44. They used to commit people to the insane asylum for a lot less than the gibberish she's spewing.

[IronLionZion]

46. Of course the advanced mermaids and water people work for deep state

there is a lot of high technology deep under the sea







Conservatives keep talking about mental health because their side needs a lot of treatment.

[NotANeocon]

47. Well there are mermaids

and there are real mermaids---

https://static.tnn.in/photo/msid-99881688,updatedat-1682828992216,width-1280,height-720,resizemode-75/99881688.jpg

[Permanut]

48. Okay, so ya got yer mermaids and water people..

And we've been warned about the lizard people, but the real threats are from the Mole People, the Giant Gila Monsters and the killer Shrews.

I thought that was common knowledge.