The whistleblowers who would testify that MTG and Josh Hawley kill and eat children "are missing"

[f_townsend]

STOP: The latest I now hear is that a 9th witness is also mysteriously "missing".

What happened to these witnesses? Who's behind this?

[dchill]

1. Their chefs?

[Comfortably_Numb]

2. Margery Traitor Greene demanded sexual consort with the men, and they vomited and fled.

[Ocelot II]

3. They were killed and eaten. That's why all missing witnesses are missing, of course!

[ProfessorGAC]

4. It's Either That, Or...

...they never existed. I'm going with B.

[Freethinker65]

5. AI? Tell me the craziest story you can make up about the Bidens to scare idiot GOP donors/voters.

[3Hotdogs]

6. Fukkin Romulans.

[Blue Owl]

7. Beamed up by the space lasers, no doubt

[usonian]

8. Gone out to dinner