Tuberville: "Let's don't have elections anymore."

[Nevilledog]

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Sen. Tuberville says that if there are no arrests because of the Durham Report, we should stop having elections:

“the American people should just stand up and say, ‘Listen, enough’s enough. Let’s don’t have elections anymore.’"


11:31 AM · May 16, 2023

Feel free to stay home Republicans.

[underpants]

1. I thought TWOberville said he would vote for Trump two times

after that CNN mess

[ornotna]

2. What an imbecile

[AZ8theist]

46. Exactly.

Let's have an investigation into how someone so fucking stupid became a senator.

"Let's "don't" have elections anymore"...

[Trueblue1968]

51. What an imbecile AND AN EVIL POS. i hate his guts

[marybourg]

3. Great idea! We'll just keep Joe Biden in office for life.

Then Kamala Harris can step up. Don’t have a problem with that.

What a glassbowl!

[Sky Jewels]

45. The Senate stays in Dem hands, too.

[MiHale]

4. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Idiot.

[MontanaMama]

5. What a maroon.

[Midnight Writer]

6. "And furthermore, let's not require evidence, warrants, or trials anymore."

"Let's just cut straight to the 'Lock Them Up!' and save everyone's time."

[Moostache]

35. Why bother with paying to sustain them?

They would prefer to go straight to summary executions.

[Croney]

7. Ok, no more elections! President Biden stays in office until

the baton passes to another worthy Democrat ad infinitum.

[Andy823]

8. Most of the republicans in the Senate and the House

Are getting they're talking points straight from trump. They fear him, and idiots like Tuberville just do as they are told. McCarthy is not the one in charge, it's trump.

[lame54]

9. Tuberville is the worst place to live

[nuxvomica]

12. I always imagine a kids show about a village of animated potatoes

And their village idiot is named "Tommy."

[wnylib]

28. It would make a good animated cartoon.

[Evolve Dammit]

41. Like Potterville, only worse. Another KKK racist like Gosar

[3catwoman3]

10. "Let's don't" elect morons to the Senate (or House).

He must have been hit in the head too many times when he played football.

[housecat]

11. Let's throw them all out. Start with SCOTUS

[alfredo]

19. Even Morons are entitled to representation.

That doesn't mean their representative should also be a moron.

[Johonny]

13. Durham did take two cases to court

Lost them both. So I guess democracy is safe.

[Aviation Pro]

14. Anyone check coach for CTE?

Oh, wait, it has to be postmortem.

[Probatim]

31. Why wait? Even if he doesn't have it, his brain isn't working properly and we could find a way

to fix it for him.

[jmowreader]

32. With Tuberville, how could you tell?

I mean, come on: put him on the table, open him up, and replace whatever's in there with the brain out of a ground squirrel.

We'll know what's wrong with him, and the citizens of Alabama will be left with a far smarter senator.

[world wide wally]

15. Was he a football coach or a tackling dummy?

[edhopper]

16. Well

I can't criticize what he said or the State that elected him with 60% of the vote because there are Democrats who didn't vote for him.
So We should just ignore this while Alabama strips women of their rights and minorities of their votes, because Democrats live their too, and we don't want to offend them.

[The Third Doctor]

17. My state sent this Unqualified fool to congress. Obama was never qualified though.

[marybourg]

24. Did you mean to have a sarcasm thingy after your second sentence?

[Red Pest]

18. Just a straight-up fascist

[emulatorloo]

20. But Durham already lost two jury trials. Try to keep up.

Besides, Trump won the 2016 election, so what are you bitching about?

[Mblaze]

21. Fifty bucks says

He hasn’t read it.

[Nevilledog]

23. Takes too long to sound out the big words.

[joshdawg]

22. A typical republican.........

bat shit crazy!

[Chili Pepper]

25. I know Tuberville was a college coach

But did he play any football? He certainly sounds like he's been hit in the head a few too many times.

[jmowreader]

33. He played in college

He was Safety for the Division II Southern Arkansas University Muleriders. (Legend has it Magnolia, AR, was six miles from the nearest railway depot and in the early 1900s there were no buses, so the school owned a pack of mules the football team rode up there to catch the train to away games.)

This is what a safety can do to a man:

[sarcasmo]

26. Football coach should have stuck with football.

[OhioTim]

38. Except That

he stunk. What's wrong with the people of Alabama? Wait, I know.

[Eyeball_Kid]

27. Twoberville gets the Louie Gohmert Award for Mental Acuity! Rock on Tommy-Boy! n/t

[Initech]

29. How the ever loving fuck did this guy get elected?

Oh wait, Fox News, that's how. Fuck Fox News.

[Moostache]

39. It was less than that...

He had the magic red "R" on his name and ran in a state that allows itself to believe that New York and California are robbing THEM of tax dollars instead of realizing the truth and just how much federal funding that they do get relative to what they pay out.

Alabamians may not like the cousin fucker jokes and stereotypes, but the rest of us don't like suffering the fools they appoint to represent them either...

[Pepsidog]

30. Mother F'er is a stupid as shit imbecile.

[LymphocyteLover]

34. this fucking piece of shit REALLY pisses me off. I think he's just dumb enough to believe trump

and that we don't need elections

[Botany]

36. Tuberville in the last 72 hours:

White Nationalists aka racist Christo Fascists are OK because they support elections

Just because Durham found nothing after 5 + years and 7 million dollars is no reason
not to think he didn't find anything.

Remember Tuberville was in on the planning of the 1/6/21 attempted coup.

[madinmaryland]

47. And to think the people in Alabama chose him over the very qualified Doug Jones.

Idiots.

[geardaddy]

37. Let's don't have Tuberville anymore

Jackass.

[IronLionZion]

40. MAGAts are welcome to boycott the elections

that will really own the libs, since libs want everyone to vote.

[Cha]

42. Let's Don't Elect Stupid Fascist Shits

like tommy Tube Tool Anymore.

[Cha]

43. Is that Tube Tool's way of calling

for Violence/Civil War?

Fuckface.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

44. Does he have CTE?

That might explain why he always says such stupid shit.

[HubertHeaver]

48. Roll Tide!!!

[Rural_Progressive]

49. I've read that Putin's putting out the welcome mat

for rightwing Canadians and US citizens who are upset with their country to emigrate to his blessed land . Certainly won't have to deal with voter fraud there. Maybe Tommy can lead the way.

[Peppertoo]

50. We'll try to stay serene and calm

When Alabama gets the bomb.

Alabama isn’t sending is their best to the senate.

[Blue Owl]

52. Tubervillain is trying to steal democracy for the GOP

He's like the Scamburglar...

[Hekate]

53. Wait. What?

[spanone]

54. My nine year old chihuahua has more brains than this f*cker