Lauren Boebert files for divorce.

[likesmountains 52]

https://coloradosun.com/2023/05/16/lauren-boebert-divorce-filing/?fbclid=IwAR3Ie_k8XaNU7L_DftztmGiBC_9hpYyYTkUU9KVObRWQ2rsQWWIkcOPhZ_k

[Aviation Pro]

1. Too bad, so sad

Go fuck yourself.

[edisdead]

15. lol this made me laugh

[TheBlackAdder]

30. She wants to compete with Marjorie for Trump's VP, so they can bone Trump in the WH at will.

[CurtEastPoint]

2. ADULTERER! PEEN WAGGER! It's not in the Wholly Bobble.. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

[twodogsbarking]

3. I am surprised that she wants to see him happy.

[Demovictory9]

6. She will be paying him spousal support i bet

[Probatim]

23. I thought he had a 6-figure consulting gig in fracking thanks to her.

With all the payouts for spouses connected to conservatives, it's hard to keep track of who's getting paid to drown America in a bathtub.

[Mysterian]

27. I suppose that sham gig will come to an end

No wonder he's squealing.

[Probatim]

28. He was cleaning his gun and drinking a tall glass of beer - per the paper delivery guy.

I wouldn't want to be anywhere near them at this trying time.

[Demovictory9]

4. Her family reminds me of Sarah Palins..spouting rightwing nonesense

While things spiral at home

[Aristus]

13. "Family values" always means something different out in Squalor Holler.

n/t

[Fiendish Thingy]

5. First she loses her restaurant, now a divorce, what's next?

I can’t help but think in a few years she’ll have a booth at CPAC selling snake oil nutritional supplements…

[likesmountains 52]

7. God willing...she is my Rep.

I hope she needs to move back home.

[MineralMan]

8. Next, she loses her seat in the House in 2024.

That's my prediction. Then, she fades into oblivion.

[Wednesdays]

16. There's always Dancing With the Stars!

On edit: they even had Ghouliani on The Masked Singer last season. We were ardent fans then, and we haven't even glimpsed at the show since.

[John1956PA]

18. Tom Delay, Rick Perry, and Bristol Palin were in DWS.

Tom Delay's dance to AC-DC's "Money Talks" concluded with his vest popping out a flurry of paper currency (stage money).

[MineralMan]

21. Ah...I've never watched either, so...

I'm pretty sure Ms. Boebert will just fade away and become invisible. She's not very bright, after all.

[marble falls]

9. A tornado and pfhtt ... there goes the trailer house ...

... it's what tornadoes and divorces got in common in Texas, either way, someone is losing a trailer house.

[LakeArenal]

14. Sell real estate with Sarah Palin?

[Johonny]

10. Hard to imagine how this could happen

Her family values were so strong.

[no_hypocrisy]

11. Does that mean that her soon-to-be ex will have to pay child support to a son

who will also have to pay child support himself?

[LoisB]

12. Why? Did she find out that her 17 year-old son wasn't the Boebert who impregnated the 15 year-old?

[Paladin]

17. She's probably already dating an AR-15. (nt)

[lapfog_1]

20. I was just thinking that it's time for a husband and wife shootout

after all, this is the way to settle issues according to these idiots.

[Paladin]

26. Low-caliber individuals. (nt)

[Norbert]

19. Tots and pears to their marriage.

[BlueCheeseAgain]

22. Let's see... who is still married?

Joe and Jill Biden
Barack and Michelle Obama
Hillary and Bill Clinton

[dem4decades]

24. Two dirt bags, they deserve to stay together and leave the rest alone.

[madinmaryland]

25. Didn't her husband tattoo her name on this dick? Imagine having laser surgery

On your dick to get rid of it!

[Maru Kitteh]

29. I really wish you were kidding. Mostly because

just . . . my poor brain.

[Shellback Squid]

35. it's like microfiche

[twodogsbarking]

31. Lorena Bobbitt; Lauren Boebert. Hmmm.

[sarcasmo]

32. "In the name of family values, we must ask, whose family?"

[Shellback Squid]

33. Restraining order soon to come

[mackdaddy]

34. But, but Marriage is between One Man and ONE Woman ....

at a time??