Lauren Boebert's Husband Furious as He's Served Divorce Papers

[brooklynite]

Daily Beast

Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) has filed to divorce her husband of two decades, according to court records obtained Tuesday by The Daily Beast.

The April 25 filing seeks to dissolve her marriage to Jayson Boebert, with whom she shares four sons. An affidavit of service, also obtained by The Daily Beast, indicated that Jayson Boebert appeared to be caught off guard by the court proceedings. He chased away a process server with an expletive-laden tirade and let his dogs loose when he was served with the divorce papers, the affidavit said.

“Once he learned that he was being served with Dissolution of Marriage papers he was extremely angry,” the process server wrote. “I tried to hand him the documents but did not take them. He started yelling and using profanities, and told me that I was trespassing, and that he was calling the Sheriff’s Office. I told him I was leaving the documents on the chair outside of the door, he closed the door then let the dogs out.”

The document noted that Jayson was cleaning a gun and drinking a “tall glass of beer” when he was served.

[Cha]

1. Make a Huge FUSS, Jayson. nt

[BlueCheeseAgain]

2. Cleaning a gun, drinking a beer.

Wouldn't have wanted to be that process server.

[Warpy]

31. Yeah, that stood out for me, too

That might have gotten me to wait until I'd called the sheriff.

The Boebert family sounds right off a TLC promo.

[Shermann]

51. Messenger Killing Is His Business... and Business Is Good! nt

[tinrobot]

60. ...and then he let the dogs out.

How civil of him.

[Hekate]

81. Well, it was a civil action after all

[pazzyanne]

90. ...

[kacekwl]

93. Look at that he has

two hobbies. Was he on the sofa in the front yard ? Cue Banjo music.

[alterfurz]

100. As a kid, I often passed by a store with a rooftop billboard advertizing "GUNS AMMO LIQUOR"...

...and underneath in smaller type "Live Bait." Even then I recall thinking how no combination of any of those items could possibly be safe or desirable.

[Klondike Kat]

102. Billy Bob's

Beer, Bait, & Bullets

[pfitz59]

110. My town had "Raymonds Liquor & Guns"

It also sold bait.

[niyad]

111. One of the weirdest magazines on the newsstands is "guns and gardens".

I do not get that one at all.

[homegirl]

118. Oh--please

what fun if he sues Lauren for alimony!!!

[TheBlackAdder]

3. Freeing herself up for some Matt Gaetz action?

[whopis01]

30. Isn't she a little old for him? n/t

[oldsoftie]

84. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I cant stand it

[dflprincess]

117. He heard she hadn't finished high school

And got confused.

[whopis01]

120. LMAO n/t

[COL Mustard]

35. Ewwwwwww.............

I just threw up all over my couch. At least I don't have to eat dinner now!!!

[GoCubsGo]

36. I'm betting it was one of her new BuyBull-thumper pals.

[BComplex]

95. I understood that it was Ted Cruz that was getting together with her.

They've been seen together in Texas a couple of times.

[Texin]

101. Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. On the other hand, maybe Jayson

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will shoot her before it's all over.

[mahina]

106. Really?

[hlthe2b]

4. He's a "charmer..." Watch out ladies of the western slope.

[marble falls]

6. I sincerely hope somehow it's all her own fault. Please let him be guiltless!

[Botany]

7. Ah "Palin Family Values" but in Colorado this time.

I wish the kids well but what ever hell on earth visits those shits I'm good with.

DWI, arrests, showing penis to underage girls, leaving the scene of an accident
17 year old son knocked up a 15 year old girl, high school drop out, making up
stories about somebody dying behind her restaurant, cheering on 1/6, fights .....

[sheshe2]

13. MAGA family values, SMDH.

[Traildogbob]

37. Giuliani offered

Her a million a year. I know, she is way too old, but he ain’t been getting laid much with all his legal shit. He don’t have a tattoo on his penis, but the hair dye from his pubs running down created a mosaic of sort on his ball sac.

[Evolve Dammit]

52. Makes Caribou Barbie look kinda normal...

[bucolic_frolic]

8. Never a doubt

Power-hungry lunatic wasn't doing all that shaking and bouncing at the podiums for nothing.

[A HERETIC I AM]

65. Yup.

I'd bet she has a her eyes on someone with a lot more money who lives in DC and had never heard of the town of Rifle, Colorado before he met that dumbass.

It would not surprise me in the least that it comes out she has been having an affair in DC.

[badhair77]

9. Does that mean we won't see a 2023 family

Christmas card with everyone holding a big gun? Darn.

[Bettie]

24. Sure we will

probably including a tiny, baby sized AR for the grandchild...just without Jayson...it'll be with her new man, whoever is stupid enough to get into that situation.

[Ligyron]

105. Mr. Remington Winchester the 3rd

We hear he's loaded...

[Bettie]

112. OK, that was funny!

I heard on the radio that she's dating a MAGA preacher...explains why she's always preaching in church.

[Easterncedar]

10. Hey, he poured the beer into a glass.

He’s not a barbarian

[gab13by13]

15. Prolly has one of them

fancy kegs in his frigerator.

[Easterncedar]

16. Right. They had a restaurant didn't they?

[Maraya1969]

64. Yea, I think it was called "Shooters" after a damn gun and all the wait staff carried guns.

[Caliman73]

11. This should be ... interesting

I don't know which is worse, a scumbag who exposes himself to minors or the self righteous scumbag who used the scumbag's money to launch her own career, then discards the scumbag.

I doubt that this divorce will be amicable and quiet. While I do not plan to spend much if any time on this topic in the future, I hope they both go after each other and do major damage to each other's careers and images.

[Katcat]

32. Ohhhhh, me too!

Fun times hopefully

[littlemissmartypants]

58. Especially since she was one of those minors he exposed himself to

At the bowling alley. What a Romeo!

[Blue Owl]

76. he took... it out...

[SouthernDem4ever]

89. Don't count on it - their images are already trash

But that's how the magat voters like 'em

[11 Bravo]

12. Did he whip out his johnson and brandish it at the process server?

[Aristus]

14. Yes.

The process server replied: "Hey! That looks like a penis, only smaller!"

[Katcat]

33. 😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[The_REAL_Ecumenist]

47. HI-LARRY-US! WEEEEeeeell...

as the saying goes, "tell the truth and shame the devil."

[The_REAL_Ecumenist]

54. HI-LARRY-US! WEEEEeeeell...

as the saying goes, "tell the truth and shame the devil."

[VGNonly]

63. Chrissy wearing a wire?

[AverageOldGuy]

17. It would be a real shame . . .

. . . if he took out his rage on his soon-to-be-ex . . . maybe she'll show up when he's cleaning his gun and drinking . . .

[we can do it]

18. I'm thinking a shoot out they both lose.

[Probatim]

26. But think about the winners!

[ProfessorGAC]

42. I See It Differently

I think they both shoot and MISS.
I don't believe either of them could hit a railcar at 30 feet.

[we can do it]

43. Go ahead and shatter my dream 😹

[PlutosHeart]

59. Someone rescue the dogs.

[Midnight Writer]

19. Lauren and Marge can get together and have a fun-filled night out.

[moniss]

108. After trolling at

the bowling alley bar they can finish off the night at the Waffle House.

[malaise]

20. A classy couple

NOT

[lame54]

21. So mad he could barely zip up his pants

[BlueTsunami2018]

22. This seems too good to be true.

Drinking, cleaning a gun, siccing the dogs, acting like a buffoon.

It’s like a caricature.

[Kaleva]

50. Indicative of why she's divorcing him.

[wnylib]

107. Too much alike to be compatible?

[Aviation Pro]

23. You mad, bro?

Should have kept your pants zipped up.

[llmart]

25. Some Coloradoans must be so proud...

that this is what they chose to represent the district. Those people that voted for her need to have their heads examined. This is like an episode of Cops/Honey Boo Boo/Duck Dynasty all rolled into one.

[gratuitous]

27. I know nothing about the Boeberts' domestic situation

So I'm a little puzzled by the sentence, "The April 25 filing seeks to dissolve her marriage to Jayson Boebert, with whom she shares four sons." This implies to me that not all four sons are the product of the marriage, because shouldn't it be "with whom she has had four sons"?

I suppose it doesn't make any difference, just seemed an odd phrasing to me.

[Katcat]

34. Huh!

Hadn’t even noticed that but it is odd!

[SharonClark]

38. "share" is often used to indicate the children of a couple.

Doesn't seem odd to me because it is an accurate description of their current status.

"with whom she has had four sons" speaks of the past - they had four sons - and not the present.

[TheCowsCameHome]

28. Lucky Jayson.

He'll be free of that wretched woman.

[niyad]

29. I wonder if he gets to keep his 500k/yr consulting job?

[bluesbassman]

109. Based on his initial reaction, I'm guessing he won't have much influence with her any longer.

He'll get "downsized" and blame it on Biden's energy policies.

[aggiesal]

39. I'll bet that Lauren has a side piece already. n/t

[ancianita]

40. As a father, the best thing he can do for his four sons is to love their mother.

Of course he's furious. But. This isn't about just the two of them.

That said, we need to donate like hell to her opponent in 2024 to get her butt out of Congress.

Who knows why she filed, but my first thought is she's turned from guns and family, to power and Gaetz.

[littlemissmartypants]

66. Didn't he just get married?

[ancianita]

70. Dunno. And certainly not saying my first thought is true. Have you got a link on that?

[littlemissmartypants]

75. ...

https://nypost.com/2021/08/22/rep-matt-gaetz-elopes-to-california-marries-girlfriend-ginger-luckey/

Rep. Matt Gaetz elopes to California, marries girlfriend Ginger Luckey
By Associated Press
August 22, 2021 12:40pm Updated
.....married on Catalina Island in front of 40 attendees.

AP
MIAMI — US Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida eloped to Southern California, marrying his girlfriend Ginger Luckey on Saturday in a small ceremony on Catalina Island.

The controversial 39-year-old Republican, who is under investigation as part of a sex trafficking probe, announced the wedding on his personal Twitter page. He exclaimed “I love my wife!” along with a photo of them together — he in a sport coat, she in a white dress.

Vanity Fair reports that Sergio Gor, a former staffer for Sen. Rand Paul, performed the ceremony that was attended by about 40 people. The couple had previously announced they would marry next year.

Link to tweet

?resize=1154,1536&quality=75&strip=all

[ancianita]

77. Thanks. Guess we'll eventually find out why Boebert filed.

[littlemissmartypants]

78. YW

[Maraya1969]

68. Beavis and Butthead.

[yonder]

113. That's a very odd photo, despite the subjects.

The proportions seem to be outta whack, as if someone did a bunch of pulling and stretching in all the wrong places. Torsos, chins, Bob's Big Boy hairdo - stwange.

Include the subjects and it is exponentially weird.

[ancianita]

114. I hear you. Given the facts of his recent marriage, it's tacky to imply otherwise. So I'll delete.

[TNNurse]

41. My husband thought he should have been grateful.

[richdj25]

44. Nothing like a tall.....

cold glass of beer to celebrate one's pending divorce from a GOP House prostitute.

[orthoclad]

45. Drunken armed xristians

who can't keep it in their pants.

Sounds familiar.

[Farmer-Rick]

46. I bet Jayson knows a lot about Lauren

I bet he knows where all her skeletons are hiding. I bet some of that info would be really helpful for anyone running against her.

Maybe Jayson is that angry????

[DFW]

49. I'm sure the proper threats have been made verbally

Nothing in writing, of course.

[DFW]

48. If he wants to avoid trouble in the future,

He should stick to short glasses of beer. Leave the tall ones to Brett Kavanaugh.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

53. yikes.. scary. alcohol plus gun plus dogs plus anger

[bringthePaine]

55. this should be fun!

[Upthevibe]

56. brooklynite...............

Good Lord.............. They are pathetic!

I'm surprised more hasn't been made of this guy exposing himself to teenagers at the bowling alley a few years back.

[area51]

57. Maybe Bobo wants to

"explore talent"

[Jacson6]

61. I had a friend that worked as a process server.

He only did it for six months. One day he was serving a small claims lawsuit to an elderly lady. She pulled out a snub nose revolver threatening to kill him. That was his last day at that job.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

62. Too big for her britches

[Blue Owl]

67. Now he's just another Joe Six-Pack

[LudwigPastorius]

69. So, Marjo T. Greene and now Bobo Boebert?

What's up with these conservative, Christian women not 'standing by their men'?

Maybe, once they hit the big time in D.C., they figure they can do better? ...or at least, can do more than just one?

[VGNonly]

74. Don't forget Caribou Barbie!

Maybe Bobo and Empty Greene could go to Chippendales with her.

[LeftInTX]

71. He should be happy

[DFW]

72. I think I'd be singing this:

[Tribetime]

73. He should be celebrating

[Johonny]

88. I believe he was the gift reciever

He was being paid by lobbyists so she wasn’t being bribed. Without her, he's a poor sex offender without a living.

[Iggo]

79. He drinks while he's cleaning his guns.

Where’s Jeff Foxworthy when you need him?

[Hekate]

80. Classy!

[Tarc]

82. Hopefully he's not off to the nearest bowling alley

Hide yo' kids, Colorado.

[JanLip]

83. Wonder why she's getting shed of him

Marge prolly giving Bobo marriage advice. She may think he’s out of her league now. She prolly thinks he’s excess baggage and an embarrassment because he showed his weiner to some teenagers. I guess it’s lost its appeal to her now. She may be intending on catching a bigger fish in Washington DC.

Jan

[oldsoftie]

85. Do tell us ALL about her, Jayson!! nt

[Johonny]

86. Odds he's blown all the money he made

Grifting. It's 100 percent, right?

[SYFROYH]

87. Jayson, my advice to you is to make this as ugly as possible.

Get a vicious lawyer.

[MaryMagdaline]

91. Process servers don't get paid enough

[Abolishinist]

92. Hopefully, the Borowitz Report

will cover this. Would be a fun read!

[Wingus Dingus]

94. She finally got tired of seeing his wiener.

[IzzaNuDay]

96. I'm betting this is an acrimonious divorce!

There will be so much dirty laundry, Tide will refuse to clean it!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

97. This will be fun to watch

[Grokenstein]

98. Jayson and Crowder can share a tear-beer together

then go to the bowling alley to prowl for some future wives fresh out of high school

[2naSalit]

99. I was wondering when that was going to happen.

Might it be that the two howling harlots have found a lucrative venue in being single and under fifty in the DC network?

They sure do like to push the limits. I wonder if they are starting up a human trafficking business along with a grooming service yet.

[Liberal In Texas]

103. Let's see, hair trigger temper, alcohol, being sued for divorce, guns.

(And both parties are gun nuts.)

What could go wrong?

[Ferrets are Cool]

104. Gotta love those family values.

[The Jungle 1]

115. Why in the world would he be mad?

How can you be mad when that crazy girl wants out.

[Turbineguy]

116. Sometimes a person doesn't realize immediately

just how lucky they are.

[Lunabell]

119. Maybe boebert and marjorie three names are having a throuple

with whomever three names is shtupping now. So much for gop "family values".

How many divorces have Biden, Obama and Clinton had? Yeah, none.