What the conman might look like without his bird nest hair

[Beachnutt]

[Diamond_Dog]

1. Hey! I'm trying to eat breakfast here!

[niyad]

2. I nearly spit out my coffee!

[Faux pas]

3. ...

Too early!!!!!!!!!!!

[bucolic_frolic]

4. Putrid. cannot unsee.

[Tetrachloride]

5. head is wider than i thought

less pointy, more bowling ball

[Meadowoak]

6. Stable genius.

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

10. "Stable" is a good term to use considering...

how much horseshit is produced by that hole under his nose.

[ret5hd]

7. I think there may be a "666" tattoo hidden under there somewhere.

[VGNonly]

8. Junior Soprano?

[marble falls]

9. "Get me a nice cup of tea, Edie."

[H2O Man]

11. Recommended.

In some recent interviews, the large bald section on the right side of his head shows up.

[Bayard]

12. That's what he'll look like after 20 years in prison

So, the pic is actually a thing of beauty. Except he'd be a lot paler.

[3catwoman3]

13. He would look better that way than than with that...

…ridiculous fugly mop he has sported forever. It looked stupid when he was younger, and is thoroughly repulsive now.

[Midnight Writer]

14. Looks a lot like me, except you can see the light of compassion and intelligence in my eyes.

Eyes are windows to the soul, and if you look at Trump's eyes, you see he has the soul of a shark.