What...wait...no...

[PCIntern]

I was under the distinct impression that the FBI planted those documents. That’s what FOX told me during the first few days following the “raid” upon Merde a Loggo.

I would bet all my Trump-bucks that that happened.

[Claustrum]

1. You mean you bet those TFG NFT? n/t

[Enter stage left]

2. Wow, I hope you don't lose your $20,000 worth of Trump Bucks...

that would be a loss of...uh let's see...uh, at today market rate...no that can't be right...yeah, I think it is...omigosh, if you sold today, you'd make...93 cents, minus what you paid...$20,000...for a loss of $19,999.07.

Well, it sounds and looks like a typical tRump scam, doesn't it?

I just can't believe ANYONE could be that stupid, can you?

It surely couldn't be anyone that was "Woke", could it?

Wow, what a Bummer!

[Kablooie]

3. The recording was faked by AI.

I’ll bet that will be part of his defense.

[BOSSHOG]

4. Oh, a "distinct" impression

You better hire a graduate from the trump university school of law if you insist on using a distinct impression against fox and friends

[keithbvadu2]

5. If it was truly OK for Trump to have classified docs, there would be no need for him to lie about it

[Haggis 4 Breakfast]

6. You better sell those NFTs while you still can.

We hear they're selling for majorly huge dollars.