2 Jeff Tiedrich tweets about Joe Biden's fall:

[tblue37]

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Jeff Tiedrich
@itsJeffTiedrich

the wildest thing about Joe Biden tripping on a sandbag is that Donald Trump stole classified war plans, hid them, moved them, lied about returning them, showed them off to god knows how many random people and probably even sold them. for fuck's sake, people, FOCUS

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Jeff Tiedrich
@itsJeffTiedrich

your reminder that Mitch McConnell fell and hit his head and spent five weeks recovering and the entire Democratic party wished him a speedy recovery, because Democrats are not barrel-bottom ghouls

[onetexan]

1. Right as usual

[GoCubsGo]

2. Thanks for the reminder about McConnell's fall.

I had forgotten about that.

[Blue Owl]

3. K&R

[gratuitous]

4. Let me tell you

Republicans don't like being reminded of things they've dedicatedly forgotten.

[sheshe2]

5. Perfect!

[Cha]

6. Perfect... Both of hem.. TY & JT!

[czarjak]

7. You forgot 5th Ave and laser-focused grabbing.

[ShazzieB]

8. K&R!

Damned right we're not barrel-bottom ghouls!

[orleans]

9. god, tiedrich is good!

he doesn't show up in my twitter feed nearly often enuf anymore.

i blame that muskrat

and i don't always think to put jeff into the search. thanks for posting these.

[live love laugh]

10. AND the Republican media never reported on McConnell's absence.

[MustLoveBeagles]

14. This

[Mysterian]

11. I'd like to buy this guy a beer

He's really brilliant.

[BOSSHOG]

12. I'm brilliant

[MerryBlooms]

13. I once had to admit 3 incredibly stupid falls

Within my 6 month checkup. 1 was because of 2 plotting cats, thinking if we break her just a little bit, she takes time off from work, and we get 24hr snuggle for a couple days. No dice. Barely averted that nightmare, although my ribs were bruised, and deep breaths were a bit painful. Next was catching my flip-flop on the bottom stair on our front porch. Black and blue from my right ankle up to my shoulder. 3rd was card designing, dropped an element, bent way over, and my office chair spit me out like a bad fish. Landed square on my tailbone. Very sore for some time.

When I was a kid, I remember my knees were always scabbed up. Tag jump rope on black top, 4 square, tether ball, etc... Now, it's just a different navigation through a different time of life. Lol

[MustLoveBeagles]

15. I've fallen walking up the stairs

[MerryBlooms]

16. The difference falling between when we were kids and now?

When we were kids, after the initial shock, we all doubled over in laughter. Now, everyone rushes to us to make sure we didn't break something! 🫤