Morally serious Christian women refuse 'woke chicken'

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[niyad]

1. This is The Onion, yes???? PLEASE tell me that this is The Onion.

[GreenWave]

2. She should start a show about Chick Filet

Call it the Chick Filet Show for unwoke Christian women.

[dweller]

3. The G

in her name is silent …
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[rurallib]

6. !

[dalton99a]

8. +1

[phrigndumass]

21. !!

Ha!

Why are these boycotters so judgmental/stupid/insane/going to hell? Is there anything/anyone on this continent that they don't love to hate? Well, off to choke the chicken...

- Phrig

[ARPad95]

22. Excellent! ROFLMAO

[Solly Mack]

28. LMAO

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

34. haha ha

[redwitch]

43. DUZY!

[Marthe48]

53. lol

great comment! lol

[Elessar Zappa]

4. Is this satire?

Please tell me yes.

[LoisB]

5. Jesus wept!

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

35. The guy who beat up moneychangers for a non-violent offense?

Pull the other one.

[LoisB]

46. I don't know you; you don't know me. That is an expression I use. It is too early, I am too old,

and I don't give a f*ck, so YOU pull the other one (whatever that means).

[Elessar Zappa]

48. Poor money changers.

[wnylib]

54. He did??? I heard that he just tipped over some tables.

[dalton99a]

7. Not satire

[skypilot]

18. Wow.

I was thinking/hoping that she was trying to do what Blair Erskine does but just doing it badly.

[RussBLib]

19. they cannot see their hypocrisy

"No longer the Lord's chicken"

That is stupid in innumerable ways.

[FSogol]

42. I'm assuming the "G" is silent in Morgonn?

[Ray Bruns]

9. I am so stealing the chicken ascension

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16. Awesome, isn't it?

[Baitball Blogger]

10. Christian chickens for Jesus!

[alittlelark]

11. That must be satire.....?

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15. I thought so at first, but looking at her profile

I think she's serious. And very self-righteous too.

[dembotoz]

12. not sure how it woke...its pretty dismembered by the time it reaches me

maybe needs a bit more time in the fryer?

[keroro gunsou]

38. Well...

They gotta be woke to crow in the morning to make the rest of us wake up…

Though I suspect she’s talking about some other type of woke.

And yes, I think the “g” in her name is silent as well.

[yorkster]

13. The Woke Chicken! It's a new dance 💃 🕺

Come on, somebody. Come up with the steps and film it.
We're waiting. It could catch on...ya never know.

[Takket]

14. can someone explain to me the ideolagical differences between "woke" and Christianity?

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

36. One doesn't believe in hurting people they don't like

And the other one has a book full of instructions to do just that--and then to torture them after they're dead, too.

You did ask.

[AllaN01Bear]

17. this is the boycott that the rs r doing. silly isnt it?

[sanatanadharma]

20. Water and air are "woke" so, as Tom Lehrer said ...

Water and air are "woke" so, as Tom Lehrer sang, "Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air".

Accommodating all, giving life and nourishment equally to the worthy and the worthless, water and air are woke and that is no joke.
Both are inclusive of diversity, equal to all, and when pure taste like life-manifesting-divinity.

Water is woke, a wonder offering hydration to the worthy and those without worth.
The only cure against having woke forced down one's throat, is sleep, lots of it. Deep unbroken sleep.
And diuretics because one needs to pee the woke out.

[Bristlecone]

23. Nothing but a hopeful audition for a guest spot on rw tv.

“The Lord’s Chicken….” Christ is she stupid

[Snooper9]

30. Looks like the asshole already had some guest spots on Newsmax and OAN

https://www.youtube.com/@Morgonn/videos

[Bristlecone]

31. Shitty person schtick sells

[wnylib]

55. "Suffer the chickens to come unto me and forbid them not,

for of such is the Kingdom of Heaven."

[Bristlecone]

56. Amen

[GoCubsGo]

24. "TP USA"...a.k.a. "America's Asswipes."

Brought to you by Charlie Kirk, the most stupid man in politics.

That guy in the gray must expecting a load of chicken shit to be dropped on him. Take cover!!!

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

37. Isn't he the guy whose face is too small for his head?

Or am I confusing him with someone else?

[GoCubsGo]

49. They're all pinheads, if you ask me.

[Blue Owl]

25. Oh Lord, toss them a McMagadonian Nugget

[NowISeetheLight]

26. New Church

The Church of the Sacred Coop.

[Lunabell]

27. Satire y'all.

Or not... omg.

[Snooper9]

29. Nope I just checked out, sorry trolled her YouTube channel LOL

She is full crazy-

Looks like she bought around 50K subscribers and is trying to break out into media by going on OAN ROFLMAO

[obamanut2012]

33. No

[Mosby]

32. Literally every major company has a diversity, equity and inclusion dept.

Including every major bank.

All this insanity is RW nuts trying to shift the "Overton window". Seems to be working, sadly. Trump and his supported are at the heart of it.

[Paladin]

39. Whatever...."Morgonn" (nt)

[XanaDUer2]

40. Vanguard?

The investment company? What did they do?

[Buns_of_Fire]

41. Personally, I don't want to be served a woke chicken, either.

I prefer mine to be profoundly, completely, and absolutely UNwoke and cooked to at least 165 degrees.

[KentuckyWoman]

44. I've got news for Morgonn

Any fried chicken is the Lord's chicken when it hits the buffet table at a church potluck. And I defy you to go to any church pot luck that doesn't have a giant pile of Popeyes, KFC or whatever the local chicken joint is.

[Conjuay]

45. I'm sure there are millions of chickens breathing a sigh of relief,

and saying, "YOU GO GIRL!"

[Danmel]

47. It's right there in Levitticus

Right there with the prohibition on pork, shellfish and cheeseburgers. Thou shalt not eat woke chicken.

[Boomerproud]

50. The replies are priceless. So deserved.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

51. Recipe for Woke Chicken: Start with a loud and early rooster ...

... That'll get 'em woke in a hurry.

Series, I don't know what "woke chicken" would be, but I think I'd enjoy the taste if I'm not seated with "morally serious Christian women".

[Initech]

52. I'm seriously going to start a chicken restaurant and call it "The Lord's Chicken".

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58. Be sure to serve "freedom fries"

[dweller]

57. Does this mean

Wings at the next communion?
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[NotVeryImportant]

59. How many of you have family members like this?