Lauren Boebert claims that she skipped the debt limit vote as a "no-show protest" but in reality she

[demmiblue]

Lauren Boebert claims that she skipped the debt limit vote as a “no-show protest” but in reality she tried to make the vote but missed it. Video here:

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

Quelle surprise!

[YDogg]

1. Some people say she was out looking for a new daddy

[GoCubsGo]

18. She allegedly already has one.

The "lucky" guy is said to be a white nationalist kuntry singing religious conman named Sean Feucht, which I am sure is pronounced "fucked."

[louslobbs]

2. So she lied?

Performance artist, liar, gun groomer, husband flashing his dick to teens enabler and all around piece of garbage….thy name is republican Boebert.

[EYESORE 9001]

3. The lies flow so freely, don't they?

It’s as natural as breathing to these nihilists.

[Bo Zarts]

16. In MagaWorld, the Lie is the coin of the realm.

[dchill]

4. She paints everything the way she wants it to be seen.

[Alexander Of Assyria]

15. Excellent description of all the freedom caucus is...

ethics free folks who know their tweets are the reality in the cult of conning, anything else contrary is from the other worlds that orbit them in another reality.

[TheBlackAdder]

5. She should be spending less time in Ford F-150s and more time doing her job.

[Takket]

6. yeah. protest. not that she was having sex with that guy she's having an affair with and blew off

work

[Cha]

7. I bet Adam Frisch is taking Notes.

[RockRaven]

8. Incompetent and unprofessional, and lies to cover it up...

Quelle surprise.

[dem4decades]

9. My guess was she was in a location with an analog clock, and couldn't tell the time.

[Iggo]

10. Or a "circle clock" as the kids adorably call it.

[dem4decades]

11. She probably doesn't know what a circle is either.

[FakeNoose]

12. Or maybe she "missed it" on purpose

Hear me out on this...

Kevin McCarthy probably told Lauren she HAD to vote FOR the bill. Maybe he was twisting her arm when he said it, I don't know. She had already been tweeting and soapbox-screaming that there's no way she'd vote for it. Too many people heard her say that, and her tweets were on the record.

So isn't it just easier to sidestep the whole mess by accidentally "missing" the deadline for the vote? That way it couldn't come back to bite her in the butt later, am I right? Hmmm...

[getagrip_already]

13. Her Nooner kept her longer than she planned...

More bikers showed up then she was expecting and it longer to finish up.

A real crowd pleaser. More power to her.

[Blue Owl]

14. She was busy doing Christian things

Like reviewing divorce papers, and making excuses for out-of-wedlock grandkids, etc.

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

22. Meanwhile

The Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists and atheists were at home with the spouses they'll probably be with until they die, since they divorce at a much lower rate than most christians or jews.

[keithbvadu2]

17. You were not against it enough to show up and do your job.

[WVreaper]

19. No show Bobo!

Poor excuse! You're on film.

[Indykatie]

20. I Don't Buy This Explanation Either- I Think Bo Bo Missed The Vote on Purpose

She'll face a tough race again after winning by only 500+ votes in 2022. A Yea or Nay vote would have either cost her votes with her base or given her 2024 opponent another point of attack.

[doc03]

21. She was at the local truck stop looking for her daddy. nt

[NowISeetheLight]

23. She Lied?

Imagine that...

[Emile]

24. Church must of run a little later that night.

[Emile]

25. She says she was kicked off. Kicked off what??