So it seems an attendee at Motherfucker's attorneys' meeting at DOJ today was . . . . .

[Stinky The Clown]

. . . . . one Jack Smith.

[FakeNoose]

1. No wonder Chump is shaking in his shoes

[Sogo]

3. Excellent meme!!

[Tetrachloride]

9. that's a good one. ))

[spooky3]

16. +1

Someone should put it on a tshirt.

[ShazzieB]

11. Beautiful!

[Cha]

19. Brilliant .. Mahalo!

[FakeNoose]

23. Mahalo Cha

Greetings from Pennsylvania

[calimary]

25. Well, HI THERE, Sweetie- Pie!

Trot on over and see me sometime!

[Traildogbob]

33. That's confidence.

[Cha]

42. Awww.. Aloha from Kauai!

my son was born in Overbrook, PA.. so I have a big connection to PA!

[LoisB]

20. OMG, I love this!

[Traildogbob]

29. OUT Freakin Standing. Well done!!!!

[Evolve Dammit]

30. I saw this with Mueller. Don't get me unduly excited. Fitzmas was bad too. I'm in recovery. n/t

[electric_blue68]

36. Heh, heh, hehhhh 😄

[2naSalit]

56. Perfect!

[marble falls]

2. Booo!

[Beetwasher.]

4. Can't Wait to See the Movie Version

Of that particular scene.

Jack Smith remains silent during the entire 30 minute proceeding, and when Trumps lawyers finish with their plea and arguments, Smith tilts his head slightly, expressionless, unreadable, focused like a hawk on the lead attorney and says:

Smith: Is that all?
Lawyer 1: Yes sir.
Smith: Agent Jones will escort you out.

[FakeNoose]

17. Who plays Jack Smith in the movie version?

I'm thinking Ben Affleck (now that he's older) might be a really good choice. Anybody?

[lucca18]

22. Yes! Good choice!

I can see the resemblance !😍

[calimary]

26. And who plays trump?

[FakeNoose]

32. My first choice is Darrell Hammond

My 2nd choice would be Alec Baldwin.

However I have no idea if either of these guys would want to be Chump. We're just talking about a fantasy cast.

[CatWoman]

35. this guy?

[Richard D]

38. Way too adorable!

[KS Toronado]

51. NOPE, wrong hair color and has a higher IQ.

[electric_blue68]

37. Ah, I could see that

[rubbersole]

5. Hey donnie, you are fucked.

[ShazzieB]

13. He is, indeed.

Backwards and forward, upside down and sideways!

[mrsadm]

15. I hope, I hope!!!

[sprinkleeninow]

52. Diagonally. nt

[malaise]

6. The end is nigh

😀😀😀

[electric_blue68]

34. 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞!!!!!

[anciano]

7. Stock up on the popcorn!

[calimary]

27. Time for more chocolate!

[electric_blue68]

39. Chocolate covered popcorn?

😄


or drizzled!

Think about - both New World crops. And there is molé sauce I'm pretty sure there is one dish that has that molé with chocolate as an ingredient pared in some Mexican dish also using corn.

[soldierant]

44. Mole is kind of bitter

to go woth popcorn.

However, chocolate wine is also a thing.

[Sugarcoated]

49. Champagne chilling

🥂

[Walleye]

8. I hope the lawyers use some of the arguments they put in that ridiculous letter

[getagrip_already]

10. You guys are overlooking one major task.....

Negotiating a plea bargain. Trump could care less about a conviction, even on a felony charge, as long as there is no prison time.

The doj sees risks in going to trial, along with sn election starting.. They will both very seriously try to plead this out.

But, the doj does go to court, so there is that. Just don't be shocked if a plea deal is reached.

[Elessar Zappa]

12. I somewhat expect it.

Federal prosecutors especially like plea deals. I’m fine with one as long as he gets some jail time which may or may not happen.

[getagrip_already]

18. I never expected actual jail detainment.....

More likely he would wear an ankle monitor and be confined at home. Which home? What privileges,? Visitors? Social media?

It's all very problematic.

[electric_blue68]

41. It is kinda. I want him In Prison! However being confined to only one of his homes...

is pretty satisfying.

I mean, he's sooo used to generally jetting around when, and where he's wanted to go all his life! That's would have to be very frustrating!!

If he's in Mardo-bargo ... or Bedminster -
take away his Golf Clubs too!!!

(laffs to keep from crying over this monster of a human being)

[Demobrat]

46. Mar A Lardo in summer

would be my vote.

[sprinkleeninow]

53. Appropriate meltdown. nt

[Mr. Ected]

21. I can see it already: Trump plea bargains a deal that nets him zero prison time

But bars him from holding any public office for the rest of his days.

Meanwhile he goes on the Shittercom and urges his flock to write in his name on the 2024 ballot.

He still loses brilliantly, but blames a corrupt DOJ and FBI for his demise.

Rinse, repeat.

[vlyons]

24. A plea deal means he admits commiting a felony. That would preclude him from

holding fed office.

[FakeNoose]

40. His lawyers will try like hell to get him to take a plea deal - anything that's offered

But I don't believe he ever will. I believe he'll go down swinging and blaming everyone, even his own kids.
It's an ugly story and it's going to get way uglier before it's over.

But yes, that part about him admitting to a felony, that would keep him out of office forever.

[littlewolf]

45. felons can and do run and even win

elected office ... constitution doesn't preclude a felony conviction ...

[BumRushDaShow]

57. felons can and do run and even win elected office...

...constitution doesn't preclude a felony conviction..."

The Constitution also bows to laws passed by Congress including the below applicable one -

18 U.S. Code § 2071 - Concealment, removal, or mutilation generally

(snip)

(a) Whoever willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, or destroys, or attempts to do so, or, with intent to do so takes and carries away any record, proceeding, map, book, paper, document, or other thing, filed or deposited with any clerk or officer of any court of the United States, or in any public office, or with any judicial or public officer of the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.

(b) Whoever, having the custody of any such record, proceeding, map, book, document, paper, or other thing, willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, falsifies, or destroys the same, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both; and shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States. As used in this subsection, the term “office” does not include the office held by any person as a retired officer of the Armed Forces of the United States.

[littlewolf]

58. true I was responding to the comment

as a convicted felon he can't not hold federal office.

[BumRushDaShow]

59. I think all of us are crossing fingers for that outcome though!

[Cosmocat]

55. I would be amazed if that happened

The next time this POS in any way, shape or form takes accountability for his actions or admits he did something wrong will be the first.

ALWAYS the victim when he does something wrong.

[Tree Lady]

14. After all he has done

a good chunk of America is going to think if he doesn't go to jail for any of it why do I have to obey any laws, I mean any at all since he has broken so many.

[Deuxcents]

28. Yep. No one is above the law is what we've been told since forever ago

[dchill]

31. "Jack Smith."

Likely name. Yeah right.

[republianmushroom]

43. 28 months and counting

[grantcart]

47. And appropriately the AG did not attend

A

[usonian]

50. Best prisoner ever. Perfect.

Nothing could possibly go rong.

[Duncanpup]

54. Florida man shitting in his pants.