Did I mention Trump's a fool?

[Septua]

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-asks-can-doj-charge-lawyers-meet-feds-rcna87770

"How can DOJ possibly charge me, who did nothing wrong, when no other president's were charged," Trump wrote in all caps on Truth Social.

He noted that Hillary Clinton was investigated by the FBI for having classified information on her private email server and "wasn't even close to being charged! Only Trump — the greatest witch hunt of all time!"

Actually, he's a Master of Mind Control...just keep saying it and some will believe it. Certainly, his base does...they think everyone else is lying.

But no one at DOJ believes it, Jack Smith in particular.

[Chainfire]

1. Trump is one of those people that try to compensate for being stupid by being aggressive.

You have known the type all of your life. Without lies, hate and fear, Trump has nothing.

[FakeNoose]

2. Don't be fooled by that big head of his

... there's only a tiny, barely-functioning brain in there.

[Blue Owl]

4. Bwaaaaaaahahahahaha -- now that's a keeper!

Ol’ pea-brain is a few flushes short of a clean bowl…

[IbogaProject]

3. He should just be his own attorney

He can make those claims with some case law or other facts or just try and say those things without sources, I'm sure the judge will be cool with that.

[Comfortably_Numb]

5. Drumph think he's Burt Campbell. All he has to do is snap his fingers and he's invisible to law

enforcement and the consequences of his criminality.

[markbark]

6. Can we add

"Improper use of an apostrophe" to the indictment?

[leftyladyfrommo]

7. Trump's mind is so twisted. He doesn't respond to

things the same way a normal person would. But he is pretty predictable.