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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSome snappy slogans to attract tourists to the US this summer
"Come for the mass shootings - stay for the thoughts and prayers!"
"Come for the Jewish Space Lasers - stay for the Gazpacho Police!"
"Come for the climate change denials - stay for the hurricanes, tornadoes, and floods!"
"Come for the good Christian values - stay for the hypocrisy!"
"Come for the book bannings - stay for the illiteracy!"
"Come for the Pride merchandise - stay for the exploding Karens!"
"Come for the woke retailers - stay for the boycotts!"
"Come for the diversity and inclusion - (*this offer void in some states)."
"Come for the most innocent former 'pResident' in history - stay for the indictments and trials!"
Snooper9
(484 posts)calimary
(81,554 posts)Cha
(297,877 posts)ShazzieB
(16,577 posts)Hey, don't forget the wildfires! I mean, since it's almost summer and all.
Duncanpup
(12,933 posts)Biglerville Pennsylvania were already in drought and under fire threat gonna be long summer and fall.
Bo Zarts
(25,405 posts)Stay for the Wokefenokee swamp.
scarletlib
(3,418 posts)Wokefenokee swamp!
Walleye
(31,106 posts)malaise
(269,237 posts)priceless