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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSome snappy slogans to attract tourists to the US this summer
"Come for the mass shootings - stay for the thoughts and prayers!"
"Come for the Jewish Space Lasers - stay for the Gazpacho Police!"
"Come for the climate change denials - stay for the hurricanes, tornadoes, and floods!"
"Come for the good Christian values - stay for the hypocrisy!"
"Come for the book bannings - stay for the illiteracy!"
"Come for the Pride merchandise - stay for the exploding Karens!"
"Come for the woke retailers - stay for the boycotts!"
"Come for the diversity and inclusion - (*this offer void in some states)."
"Come for the most innocent former 'pResident' in history - stay for the indictments and trials!"
Snooper9
(484 posts)calimary
(89,294 posts)Cha
(317,721 posts)ShazzieB
(22,341 posts)Hey, don't forget the wildfires! I mean, since it's almost summer and all.
Duncanpup
(15,651 posts)Biglerville Pennsylvania were already in drought and under fire threat gonna be long summer and fall.
Bo Zarts
(26,260 posts)Stay for the Wokefenokee swamp.
scarletlib
(3,563 posts)Wokefenokee swamp!
Walleye
(44,055 posts)malaise
(294,171 posts)priceless
