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NanceGreggs

(27,820 posts)
Tue Jun 6, 2023, 02:24 AM Jun 2023

Some snappy slogans to attract tourists to the US this summer

"Come for the mass shootings - stay for the thoughts and prayers!"

"Come for the Jewish Space Lasers - stay for the Gazpacho Police!"

"Come for the climate change denials - stay for the hurricanes, tornadoes, and floods!"

"Come for the good Christian values - stay for the hypocrisy!"

"Come for the book bannings - stay for the illiteracy!"

"Come for the Pride merchandise - stay for the exploding Karens!"

"Come for the woke retailers - stay for the boycotts!"

"Come for the diversity and inclusion - (*this offer void in some states)."

"Come for the most innocent former 'pResident' in history - stay for the indictments and trials!"



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Some snappy slogans to attract tourists to the US this summer (Original Post) NanceGreggs Jun 2023 OP
"Come to the DC jail" Troll the J6 supporting assholes Snooper9 Jun 2023 #1
Hilarious and tragic and incomprehensible and all that. calimary Jun 2023 #2
LOL on the last one! TY Nance Cha Jun 2023 #3
Very funny! ShazzieB Jun 2023 #4
In my area. Duncanpup Jun 2023 #6
Come for the Florida sugar-sand beaches .. Bo Zarts Jun 2023 #5
😂. Funny! scarletlib Jun 2023 #8
LOL! 2naSalit Jun 2023 #11
Come to America, maybe you won't get killed Walleye Jun 2023 #7
Love them all but the last one is malaise Jun 2023 #9
Excelent. Nance/DU...the best. brush Jun 2023 #10
Excellent! 2naSalit Jun 2023 #12

ShazzieB

(16,577 posts)
4. Very funny!
Tue Jun 6, 2023, 03:40 AM
Jun 2023
"Come for the climate change denials - stay for the hurricanes, tornadoes, and floods!"

Hey, don't forget the wildfires! I mean, since it's almost summer and all.

Duncanpup

(12,933 posts)
6. In my area.
Tue Jun 6, 2023, 04:38 AM
Jun 2023

Biglerville Pennsylvania we’re already in drought and under fire threat gonna be long summer and fall.

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