Mitch McConnell issues a statement:

[catbyte]

[Hekate]

1. Gripping

[Comfortably_Numb]

2. He's snacking on lettuce in his terrarium, give the turtle a break.

[mucifer]

7. don't you be mean to turtles. mcconnell wishes he was as cool as a turtle

[Comfortably_Numb]

9. I love turtles. Roommate/Best man in my wedding raised em. You gotta go with me on the look

though. Cute for a turtle, not so much on a melting con man.

[Blue Owl]

11. LOL

[Comfortably_Numb]

12. Snorted my water ....lamo... you're a hero...

[Unwind Your Mind]

14. This is my favorite thing all day lol

[Sneederbunk]

3. So, he's doubling down.

[JohnSJ]

4. Wow. A complete surprise

[claudette]

5. That's about all he could say!

GOPers are doomed!

[Wounded Bear]

6. "I think he got coffee for us once or twice"

[anciano]

8. Good one!

[odins folly]

10. In the immortal words of Mortimer Duke

FUCK HIM!!!!!

[spanone]

13. succinct

[Joinfortmill]

15. Lol

[BigmanPigman]

16. Has Coke, Jr. made a rambling, incoherent statement yet?

[Mr.Bill]

17. The whole family is probably packing and grabbing their passports. n/t

[TomSlick]

18. Actually, silence is the only appropriate response from a member of the legislative branch.

This matter is squarely a matter for the judiciary and the Special Prosecutor.

[grantcart]

19. Exactly

[barbtries]

21. that's not going to stop the magats nt.

[barbtries]

20. guess there's not a lot to be said.

one of the worst people ever. responsible for stealing SCOTUS. motherfucker what can he say, he's old news now but his damage will outlive him by many, many years. I save the word evil for people like him.

[orleans]

22. ...

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