PGA commissioner is stepping down for medical reasons.

[kpete]

BREAKING: days after
@SenBlumenthal
launched an investigation into the LIV/PGA merger, and just months after special counsel Jack Smith subpoenaed info about LIV, the PGA commissioner is stepping down for medical reasons.

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[The Unmitigated Gall]

1. Goodness.

Well I hope it’s nothing a cursory knowledge of anatomy and a bonesaw can’t fix.

[Spazito]

2. Hmmm, nothing suspicious about that....

sell out the PGA to the bone saw guy and then promptly resign. I suspect his bank account increased exponentially and that's what's caused his 'medical condition'.

[cate94]

3. +1000 n/t

[Irish_Dem]

4. Severe paper cuts from counting all the secret cash.

[LoisB]

6. Exactly my thought.

[WhiteTara]

15. his bitcoin account

wouldn't want to raise any alarms.

[Spazito]

16. That's a thought!

Nothing would surprise me.

[Bristlecone]

5. "More time with his family" is the usual excuse.

[ZonkerHarris]

7. hernia from lifting bags of cash?

[lapfog_1]

9. this!!!

exactly what I was going to post.

[moniss]

8. This just in

to Not Really the News: Dateline Riyadh------ PGA Commissioner Jay Monahan has stepped back from his duties due to medical issues and totally of his own doing. Although not a common affliction, Bonesawitis is suspected but further confirmation may be necessary and maybe not. Apparently the onset has something to do with how much someone speaks. So Monahan has been advised by
Dr. MB Salman to stay quiet from this point forward.

[CentralMass]

10. F...ng crook.

[hatrack]

11. Spine-ectomy? Bone saw cuts?

Or his transition to vampire is complete, and you can't play golf at night . . .

[Faux pas]

12. Yeah Sure Ya Betcha

[PJMcK]

13. Good job, Jay

You took the money and ruined the game.

Jerk.

[VanillaWeiss]

14. We all know the real reason

[gopiscrap]

18. welcome to DU

[WhiteTara]

17. the vise on his balls has tightened

and he's screaming, "uncle uncle"