Look at this. Republican heads will start exploding any minute now.

[RussellCattle]

Oh noes!! She's black too!!!

[Cha]

1. Ourch Burn magat heads

[LetMyPeopleVote]

2. This makes me smile

[Marcuse]

3. Looks like CRT!

[erronis]

6. That's a great poster.

Person to her right/behind looks really engaged.....

[Comfortably_Numb]

4. The concept of repulikkan heads exploding makes me smile. I always envision the scene at the end of

The Kingsman, when everybody’s sensor blows their heads up…good time.

[thenelm1]

10. I would prefer the exploding heads from "Mars Attacks"...n/t

[erronis]

5. And she's wearing DeSantis brand boots!

[Blue Owl]

36. Ha -- I just noticed that a second before I read your reply!

[Buns_of_Fire]

7. Same as Cracker Jack, without nuts.

Just kidding, folks. It has the exact same ingredients as Cracker Jack. BUT, since I'm on the subject of Cracker Jack's nuts...

For years, Cracker Jack fans lamented what they saw as a decrease in the number of peanuts inside each box. The company refused to address the issue, but unofficial tests proved the fans right. In 2005, for instance, The Seattle Times found that boxes contained around six peanuts. Compare that to Cracker Jack’s early days, when boxes typically contained 25 to 30 peanuts, and its years under Borden’s ownership (1964-1997), when it promised 12 to 15 peanuts per box, and it’s clear a peanut conspiracy was afoot. In 2013, parent company Frito-Lay tried to set things right by upping the peanut count. But some fans still long for those peanut-filled days of old.

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/77907/14-classic-facts-about-cracker-jack#:~:text=10.,EACH%20BOX%20DECLINED%20OVER%20TIME.&text=For%20years%2C%20Cracker%20Jack%20fans,tests%20proved%20the%20fans%20right.

Josh Hawley's gonna have a fit.

[soldierant]

19. As long as we're on the nut subject...

peanuts aren't nuts. They're beans (legumes).

Popcorn realy is corn, though.

[NBachers]

23. Did you know that you can mill popcorn in a grinder and use it as cornmeal to make cornbread?

[soldierant]

34. No. But - being allergic to corn - I'm likely to forget it.

(I'm allergic to peanuts too.)

[erronis]

37. On the subject of Josh Hawley's mental health...

How would we know he's having a fit. He appears to be permanently deranged.

[Auggie]

8. I'll buy it ... just because

[orleans]

9. love the picture, used to love cracker jack (haven't had it in years)

... it comes in a bag now???

wow!

[CatWoman]

11. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRACKER "JILL"???

[JohnnyRingo]

12. I hope the prize inside is a Ru Paul flip picture.

[Rebl2]

16. 👍

[TheBlackAdder]

28. I miss those paper flip books various foods would have as prizes.

[republianmushroom]

13. I like it

[Permanut]

14. Okay, that's it.

The rapture is gonna happen any minute now.

[keithbvadu2]

24. Not yet! Not yet! Get the financials straight, first.

[WmChris]

29. WORD

This appears to be a true representation of televangelist ideology, keep those cards and letters coming in. Papa needs a new limo.

[keithbvadu2]

33. Cheap may be our salvation?

https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-pastor-says-jesus-hasnt-returned-as-people-arent-donating-enough-20210924

Pastor Says Jesus Hasn't Returned Because People Haven't Donated Enough Cash

He also joked about owning a jet which he would hand over 'the day after the rapture'

So he will still be here. With the rest of us.

============================

When churches want money (always), they say you should tithe.

When regular people need money, churches say you should pray for it.

If prayer works, let the churches do it.

[KS Toronado]

38. Welcome back

[LiberalFighter]

15. They don't want to eat cracker jill? Wow!

[soldierant]

17. How adorable!

If only I weren't allergic to both popcorn and peanuts, I 'd be looking to but somw.

[prodigitalson]

18. jack transitioned!!!!!!

[PortTack]

20. Thx for posting...made my day!

[RussellCattle]

41. You're welcome. My grandson brought me the new bag, that made my day.

[anciano]

21. I expect McCarthy and the House magats

to call for an investigation and will want to hold a hearing!

[Skittles]

25. and she is a gal of color!

I LOVE IT

[Solly Mack]

26. A right-wingers head exploding is the same as a balloon popping.

An escaping of air and a scattering of debris. No more. No less.

Well, maybe one difference. People might feel sad about the loss of their balloon.

[BOSSHOG]

27. AREN'T CONSERVATIVES ALL ABOUT EXPANDING CAPITALISM?

Cracker Jack is doing this to make money in a capitalist society and conservatives are against it? Are for it? They are for states rights unless they aren’t? They are for voting restrictions unless it restricts people who vote for them?

It’s a master plan from their awesome master race brains. They are more fucking brilliant then the last ten minutes at Talladega.

[democratsruletheday]

30. EXXXXXXCELENT....

I can hear them now: "Cracker Jack has gone WOKE....boycott them!"

[jmowreader]

31. It says there's a prize inside

Five pounds of sour grapes for your fave Repuke, perhaps?

[multigraincracker]

32. A couple of weeks ago I scored a

M&Ms store counter display with 3 shelfs. Got it for $2., cleaned it up and put $20 on it. Without the big deal made about that candy I would have put $10 on it.
Be great if could score a Cracker Jack item now. Lansing is pretty Blue, I think.

[Blue Owl]

35. Cue up Tuckstick Carlson's "The End of Men II" in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

[The Polack MSgt]

39. It's the DeSantis boots that really sell it for me tho

[RussellCattle]

42. Hadn't thought of that. That and black girl makes me think they were intentional about poking....

...the right.

[Danmel]

40. My son and daughter-in-law went to a Mets game

And said people were bitching about Cracker Jill.
Personally, I think Fiddle Faddle is tastier.