Why all the freaking-out, Republicans?

[NanceGreggs]

So Trump will have to defend himself in court - big deal!

Have you forgotten that he is always the smartest guy in the room? Surely the savviest businessman who ever lived will dazzle the jury with his legal expertise, his unerring grasp of every topic on earth - not to mention his legendary eloquence and vast vocabulary.

If anything, you should be be anxiously awaiting his day in court, when he will prove his innocence IN ALL CAPS, and will be completely exonerated!

So stop losing your shit over this - just stand back and enjoy watching a stable genius in action.

[Pantagruel]

1. He implied DJT

could "walk on water" and now he gets a chance to prove it. Grab the popcorn.

[czarjak]

2. A Republican rapist once advised...

"If rape is inevitable, you might as well relax and enjoy it." Vile, POS.

[GPV]

12. Vile, indeed

[Kablooie]

3. Excellent points Nance. Trump's got this!

[Tetrachloride]

4. Indicted 71 Guy will not take the stand to testify.

and then he will cry that he could not defend himself.

“With tears in his eyes, a big burly man who is not my type said ‘Sir, would you like a Diet
Coke with your socks. ?”

The stenographer also has tears. of rage.

[GPV]

13. Probably

[NBachers]

5. Another newsworthy implosion

[Artcatt]

6. And he knows all the best words..the judge won't know what hit her/him

so bedazzled will they be by the beacon of purity that is donuld jae trumple

[JohnnyRingo]

7. He does have a perpendicular vocabulary

Some even say it's "perfect" and "insurmountable".
The jury should be impressed when he whips out the big words like "fat pig" and "like a dog".

[calimary]

11. "A perpendicular vocabulary." Never quite thought of it that way.

But it works.

[JohnnyRingo]

16. It's like his "perfect phone call".

Or his "powerful wall".
He doesn't seem to understand modifiers.

[BigMin28]

8. After all,

DirtyDonnie once said himself, " The J in Donald J Trump stands for genius". With an intellect like that, why should they worry?

[GPV]

14. Did he really? Oh, man!

[TlalocW]

9. There's a segment of evangelical republicans

Who are saying that Trump has to go through this and will come out unscathed (because he's anointed by God) so that some imaginary wall will be knocked down, and everyone from Bill and Hillary, Obama, and Biden can be prosecuted for true crimes. Some of them are just whistling past the graveyard, but there are some who truly believe this.

I subscribe to one of these guys' YT channels who falls into the latter category just because I want to see the head explosions.

[GPV]

15. If there are any explosions, plz share here.

[sheshe2]

10. Why?

They are next.

The "House" of cards is going to fall with him.

[Sky Jewels]

17. People always come up to Dear Leader with tears in their eyes and say:

"Sir, you are the greatest and smartest attorney who has ever lived."

[Buns_of_Fire]

18. Why wouldn't he be? After all, he wrote the book!

Or was that "George Santos"? I'm always getting my Pulitzer Prize-winning authors mixed up.

[Sky Jewels]

20. Yes, he won the Pulitzer, the Booker Prize, the National Book Award,

the Hugo Award, the Newbery Medal, and the Nobel Prize. That's what everyone is saying.

[ret5hd]

21. His works are considered classics...

with a gravitas similar to Plato and Homer (not Dana and not Simpson you dolt!)

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

23. Sheesh?

No Gold Crime Daggers or even Silver? No Edgars, Shamuses, Anthonys, Agathas or Macavitys? No Pen/Faulkners? No Nebulas or Stokers?

Slacker.

[kentuck]

19. It's like a contact high with these people.

Their Cult Leader freaks out and they freak out.

They have no confidence in their own ability to think.

[Faux pas]

22. Kickety Kickin'

[NowISeetheLight]

24. Absolutely

... just stand back and enjoy watching a stable genius in action

I know I'm going to enjoy it!!!