Has the war on Christmas started yet?

[cynatnite]

I don't wanna miss it.

[KittyWampus]

1. the Christmas Trees are joined at the roots...

[oswaldactedalone]

2. Colbert

just announcing the war has been declared. Project Omnicron commence. Battle stations all.

[Bolo Boffin]

3. Yes, Phase One has:

The part where we fight Christmas decorations in stores before Thanksgiving. This phase generally has the support of the indigeous population.

[jberryhill]

4. We need to get the generals to stop fucking long enough

[Indpndnt]

5. I certainly hope so.

I don't want them to notice us changing Thanksgiving Day into ThankSatan Day until they smell the brimstone. By then, it'll be too late.

[bottomofthehill]

6. I hope the war on Christmas does not start until after Thanksgiving

All of this Christmas stuff is starting way too early......

[JackintheGreen]

7. I haven't heard a single Christmas Carol yet

I mean, I'm working in Pakistan right now, but not a single Christmas Carol? Do they know it's Christmas time at all?!?

[karmaqueen]

8. I hate when they tell me how I am supposed to talk!

I say Merry Christmas but I also say Happy Holidays, Seasons Greetings or what ever else I feel like saying. I hate when someone says this somehow is anti Christmas??? I doubt Jesus cares how we greet our friends and neighbors...It is important how we treat others not what we say..I think Billo started this

[defacto7]

9. I really need to write an atheist Xmas carol....

[BainsBane]

10. I insist on waiting until after Thanksgiving

to wage war on Christmas. Any earlier is just too tacky.

[Archae]

11. I already lost.

I've been...(gets a sheepish look)...been listening to Christmas music and admiring Christmas decorations in store flyers and in stores.

[cynatnite]

15. I'm ready with "Happy Holidays" and I'm not afraid to use it. n/t

[Summer Hathaway]

12. I just bought 200 "War on Xmas" cards at the mall

Hallmark always has such a wide selection for every occasion.

[SpartanDem]

13. I'm planning a eco friendly Christmas tree/Christian burning

why do them separately when you can do both a the same time?

[BlueCollar]

14. I'm still waiting for the Tango Whiskey Tango notification

But I'm ready...

[Bigmack]

16. This year I'm gonna jam the Little Drummer Boy's sticks up his nose! nt