RoboRon is the new torchbearer for the DeSantis campaign.

[hay rick]

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It's a "no boots" campaign reboot. And lookit them claws! Nobody is going to make fun of this candidate for small hands either! RoboRon is an honest-to-white-Jesus woke warrior.

[Kid Berwyn]

1. Caligula Inaction Figure needs his trademark...

... boots sold separately.

[hay rick]

3. I expect to see cowboy boots when DeSantis campaigns in Texas.

I almost feel bad about the boots thing. They were actually appropriate attire for touring flooded hurricane aftermath areas. They're usually called shrimp boots and are worn a lot in Florida, especially on commercial fishing boats. Of course, given DeSantis' image insecurity, "shrimp boots" is not much of an improvement on "70s go go boots."

[Kid Berwyn]

5. "The Shrimp"

Thanks, hay rick! Somehow it resonates more than "Ron Caligula."

[FSogol]

2. They haven't worked out the head stablizers yet.

[hay rick]

4. Stability is a bug, not a feature, for Republican candidates.