The Worst Candidate I've Ever Seen'

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The Worst Candidate I’ve Ever Seen’

June 29, 2023 at 9:11 pm EDT By Taegan Goddard 87 Comments

https://politicalwire.com/2023/06/29/the-worst-candidate-ive-ever-seen/

"SNIP.........

Veteran GOP political strategist Jeff Timmer described Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis as the “worst” presidential candidate he has ever seen.

Said Timmer: “It’s like he’s been assembled from the discarded spare parts of Bobby Jindal, Bill deBlasio, Rick Perry, and Scott Walker.”

........SNIP"

[Yavin4]

1. Bobby Jindal catching strays.

What happened to that guy? He totally disappeared.

[rampartc]

2. jindal is chasing ambulances in jefferson parish

he and the repub who will probably be governor next year are cronies. i wonder why trump did not appoint him to a job he could screw up worse than he screwed up as governor.

[NowISeetheLight]

11. Forgot About Him

I totally forgot about him. He reminded me of a shady used car salesman. Just kind of sleazy.

[rampartc]

13. my governor for 8 long years,

and a total sleezebag.

[Haggard Celine]

3. Reminds me of Wayne on Letterkenny.

"You're nothing but spare parts, aren't you?"

[Blue Owl]

4. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!

Too freaking funny and spot on!

DeSantis is the “jalopy” from a Florida junk yard….

[czarjak]

5. Can Bobby Jindal provide a progress report on stopping stupidity within The Republican Party?

[Mopar151]

6. A shitbox Florida politican, "clean, low miles"

Salvage title, door hinges are 3 different colors, VIN (s) are wrong for engine and colors. Pulls hard right, worse when braking.

In short, it's gonna do what shitty used cars (or hatemongering politicans) do - crap out in a major way at a bad time, and hurt people in the process.
Gonna end up on the side of the Distressway pukin green bile..(or red antifreeze).. But the sooner he goes to the crusher, the better we are!
#failsinsprction

[milestogo]

7. RFK Jr is just as bad.

[calimary]

8. With as big a sense of entitlement as Ron DeSantis has.

Maybe even bigger.

[lastlib]

9. with programmed hand gestures from the "Lost In Space" robot.....

[wishstar]

10. Saw first Desantis bumper sticker "Make America Florida" and thought it was satire

The idea of ruining the entire country is revolting

[TheBlackAdder]

12. And those discarded parts essentially come from cheap knock-off Dollar Tree toys in the first place.

[marble falls]

14. "It's like he's been assembled from the discarded spare parts of Bobby Jindal, Bill deBlasio, ...

... Rick Perry, and Scott Walker”, buried in the ground with used cat litter for months, given a bad haircut and turned loose.

[Jean Genie]

15. Cringe-worthy

All wrapped up in little white go-go boots!