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japple

(10,459 posts) Thu Jul 13, 2023, 02:41 PM Jul 2023

Certified Whiteboy? Really?

It's a brand. This is new to me. I was behind a pickup today that had a Certified Whiteboy decal on his back window. Of course, since I live in MTG's district, I thought it was a local thing, but Google helped me find out that it's an American enterprise from Michigan. They have hats, tees, hoodies, and all sorts of wares to help you celebrate your whiteness. How lame can you get?

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Certified Whiteboy? Really? (Original Post) japple Jul 2023 OP

I like how he's squeezed that beast into a compact spot AZSkiffyGeek Jul 2023 #1

Typical NowISeetheLight Jul 2023 #8

And just how does one of these... dchill Jul 2023 #2

That's right, Certified White Boy, drivin' his minivan to work at the cube farm ms liberty Jul 2023 #3

Makes me "wonder" what this sack of pus has done for the country? The Unmitigated Gall Jul 2023 #4

The company's Web site is disturbing. DavidDvorkin Jul 2023 #5

Yes, it is. n/t japple Jul 2023 #6

Shitkicker Chic Act_of_Reparation Jul 2023 #10

And they have white hoods Fullduplexxx Jul 2023 #7

Should say "Licensed Douchebag". LuckyCharms Jul 2023 #9

Oh and this picture came from their advertisement for the decal. The truck that was japple Jul 2023 #11

AZSkiffyGeek

(12,744 posts)

1. I like how he's squeezed that beast into a compact spot

Reply to japple (Original post)

Thu Jul 13, 2023, 02:43 PM

Jul 2023

What a douchebag.

NowISeetheLight

(4,002 posts)

8. Typical

Reply to AZSkiffyGeek (Reply #1)

Thu Jul 13, 2023, 04:38 PM

Jul 2023

Typical idiot. Probably also has a big pickup with a Confederate flag in the bed and burns coal on pedestrians.

dchill

(42,660 posts)

2. And just how does one of these...

Reply to japple (Original post)

Thu Jul 13, 2023, 02:45 PM

Jul 2023

...teeny peenies get certified?

ms liberty

(11,375 posts)

3. That's right, Certified White Boy, drivin' his minivan to work at the cube farm

Reply to japple (Original post)

Thu Jul 13, 2023, 02:50 PM

Jul 2023

He's a tough guy, that Certified White Boy...

The Unmitigated Gall

(4,710 posts)

4. Makes me "wonder" what this sack of pus has done for the country?

Reply to japple (Original post)

Thu Jul 13, 2023, 02:51 PM

Jul 2023

Besides take THREE fucking spaces, that is...

DavidDvorkin

(20,687 posts)

5. The company's Web site is disturbing.

Reply to japple (Original post)

Thu Jul 13, 2023, 04:12 PM

Jul 2023

japple

(10,459 posts)

6. Yes, it is. n/t

Reply to DavidDvorkin (Reply #5)

Thu Jul 13, 2023, 04:27 PM

Jul 2023

Act_of_Reparation

(9,116 posts)

10. Shitkicker Chic

Reply to DavidDvorkin (Reply #5)

Thu Jul 13, 2023, 04:40 PM

Jul 2023

Fullduplexxx

(8,633 posts)

7. And they have white hoods

Reply to japple (Original post)

Thu Jul 13, 2023, 04:34 PM

Jul 2023

LuckyCharms

(23,090 posts)

9. Should say "Licensed Douchebag".

Reply to japple (Original post)

Thu Jul 13, 2023, 04:39 PM

Jul 2023

japple

(10,459 posts)

11. Oh and this picture came from their advertisement for the decal. The truck that was

Reply to japple (Original post)

Thu Jul 13, 2023, 09:57 PM

Jul 2023

in front of me was one of those huge, jacked up, loud, big tires, etc. All the redneck bells & whistles.

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