This made me pee on myself a little bit.

[WilliamPitt]

[pinto]

1. LLO !

[LadyHawkAZ]

23. !!!!

[Chorophyll]

73. DUZY.

[appal_jack]

109. Chuck D for Secretary of State!!!!

Chuck D for Secretary of State!!!!

That's what they're saying, right?

Or maybe Dee Snider?

-app

[TwilightGardener]

2. They should secdee. They will do very well on their own, I'm sure.

[pinboy3niner]

5. Only if they submit the application in triplicate and pay the Secdee fee

[peace frog]

87. Not if they have to pass a literacy test first

Advice to the countries of the world: Be careful who you let in. American Teapublicans will facilitate the dumbing down of your culture, and then refuse to leave. Think it over.

[2naSalit]

126. Truly!

I had to pass that on. Geezuz! I could see how it would be a total catastrophuk if they had more than one kind of vowel!

I don't think even Hukt on fonix could be helpful to this gang.

[Left Coast2020]

128. Are they related to this dude?

[eShirl]

3. That's not how to spell Sec D.

[Glassunion]

4. Are you sure you didn't eep a little instead?

[crim son]

77. I don't know about him but reading your post I just did! n/t

[lapislzi]

6. Don't let the droo hit you in the ssa.

[nichomachus]

89. No, let it

as often as necessary

[MineralMan]

7. Well, the guy says, I know there's something

wrong about this, but I'm not sure what.

[Blue Owl]

8. If at first you don't secdee...

[pinboy3niner]

10. ...cry, cry again

[freshwest]

35. +1,000

[CrazyOrangeCat]

98. !

[skeewee08]

104. Oh my word that was GOOD!!!!

[TeeYiYi]

9. Morans.

TYY

[VOX]

11. There's sum new MORANS in town!

Oh, and Will, the proper term is "stress incontinence."

[pipewrench]

12. Cut funding for education?

Look what you get......

[Whisp]

13. is that Vanna White by the Es?

[Whisp]

30. what!??? omg. never saw that before. n/t

[Maraya1969]

32. I don't think that is appropriate. I think you should take it down.

[central scrutinizer]

43. I think you are right - I will self-delete it

thanks

[Maraya1969]

74. Thanks. eom

[ffr]

36. South Park did an episode with the same framing (NWS)

Not work safe NWS/inappropriate

[Ishoutandscream2]

139. Oh! My! God!!

LMFAO!!!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

14. Satin made them do that!

[Arugula Latte]

51. Satin must be a Muslin!

[PLW1017]

61. I doubt it...

Muslin is a loosely-woven cotton fabric. Did you mean Muslim?

[uppityperson]

76. For reference...

http://www.rawstory.com/rawreplay/2008/09/anti-obama-sign-stirs-controversy-in-florida/

[eridani]

129. What about Satinism and Linenism? n/t

[crim son]

78. My friend, this thread is laughing at

typical Republican spelling & other errors. The poster knows very well what muslin is, you can be sure. Welcome to DU.

[hifiguy]

15. If I am Stewart, Maher or Colbert,

I just put this photo up on the screen. There is nothing that can possibly be added to it.

[Little Star]

16. LOL!

[GETTINGTIRED]

17. Yes

Future Leaders.....

[Unknown Beatle]

18. Dyslectics of the world

UNTIE!

[Fantastic Anarchist]

99. ROFLMAO!!!

You have nothing to lose but your haines!

Fucking hilarious ... ore should I say liharious!

[Ilsa]

19. The street sign says "Congress." This bit of

Idiocy was in Austin? Thats the most famous location in TX for that street name. Oh dear.

[TexasTowelie]

48. Yes, it was in Austin. I recognize the Mexic-Arte museum in the background.

It is also a great reason for why home-schooling should never be adopted in Texas.

[Hutzpa]

20. bwahahaha

bunch of suckers.

[Initech]

21. If at first you dont secdee...

[onethatcares]

22. ! before E

accept affer C

I swear that guy next to the cowboy hat is my brother. but wtf is he doing in Texas?

[JimDandy]

67. OK

C!E

There you go.

[Melissa G]

24. Damn Will, that's down the street

from me here in Austin. Well, at least I'm sure there's a bunch of fellow citizens across the intersection laughing at them.

[unblock]

47. congress & 4th!

or congerss & foutrh as the case may be....

[TexasTowelie]

49. I recognize that street corner.

Maybe their message would have more impact if they move a couple of blocks west into the gay bar district?

[Melissa G]

121. East or West and up and down Congress

are bar districts. It certainly looks as if those folks may well have already been imbibing.

I would love to see what the audience to that sign was looking like given how few of that mindset usually protest in the People's Republic of Austin compared to the massive liberal majority.

[protect our future]

25. Hahaha a new classic is revealed

and it will never ever die; instead it will live forever in our hearts and minds, and it will resurface from time to time in future threads until eternity ends.

Love it!

[FLyellowdog]

27. Please...from their lips to dog's ears.

[shraby]

28. Now I haz a confused..how do you spell it? Succeed, Sucede, Seceed, Secede. My head hurts n/t

[notadmblnd]

29. And ye shall know them by their spelling

nt

[lpbk2713]

31. "Hey. Sumpthin just don't look right here."

And it probably took them fifteen more minutes to figure out how to make it right.

[trailmonkee]

33. SECDEE! from now on, I will yell this whenever I lose.....

"checkmate"....... I yell SECDEE! Flip over the chess board and run out of the room...

[Phentex]

113. Lol!

If enough of us yell it, maybe it'll be declared one of the top new words for 2012.


"That's it! I secdee!"

[silverweb]

34. To quote a famous song...

[font color="navy" face="Verdana"]"We don't need no edgumakashun!1"

[dchill]

37. They want to SECDEE...

AND they want to keep govermint hands off their Medicare...

True Amerkins.

[Iliyah]

38. Typical tea bats

can't even spell - LOL

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

39. That's a ROFL moment, for sure.

I didn't pee, but I thought about it.

The guy in the light blue shirt seems to be looking at it with consternation and bafflement. "Guys, there's something about this that don't look quite right but I can't put my finger on it..."

[font size=24]DERP.[/font size]

[ReRe]

40. YOU DIDN'T!

Yes, this one's going to make the circuit. Letterman, Fallon, Stewart, Cobert, Maher, SNL.

[sheshe2]

41. Please Proceed

SECDEE....please!

[Laxman]

42. Great Googly Moogly!

If they did secede, how long do you think they would last on their own?

[WilliamPitt]

58. You win

[Marthe48]

86. There is no I in TEAM!

n/t

[demwing]

44. But if they Secdee, they won't be a part of Amercia!

they'll be so cold with no flag in which to wrap themselves, and so bored with no one left to protest.

Morans...

[japple]

52. Yeah, and when they turn 65/66 where will they get their social security

check?

[Mme. Defarge]

45. Could explain why

they expected to win. After all, President Osama was dead, wasn't he?

[Hekate]

46. Those morans need a new hobby

and it looks like they found one!

[AAO]

50. I hope you had a fresh Depends on!

[Fantastic Anarchist]

100. Well, that depends ...

[proReality]

53. These people don't think ahead on any subject!

Good luck with your "secdee" guys!!!

[Canuckistanian]

54. They should respect are country!

[lunasun]

120. oh jeez..did not see that one before tonight....so many idiots; so little time to

read all their idiotic gibberish

[vduhr]

135. Also....

what the heck is with the dash?

[MissNostalgia]

55. these herp derps

[Spitfire of ATJ]

56. What do you expect from the Rihgt Wing?

[ThingsGottaChange]

57. Do you realize

that if someone put together all the idiotisms from the right/freeps from the last 12 years, we would have a 12 volume set of encyclopedia sized books?!?!?!

[Prana69]

97. That's exactly what they need - their own Tea Party Dictionary! n/t

[Fantastic Anarchist]

101. They'd probably ask if that comes in a dozen.

[arthritisR_US]

59. Functioning neurons is not their strong suit!

[bluesbassman]

60. Well I'll seckund that motion for 'em!

Of course they have to pay for the relocation of all Liberals that don't want to live in Batshitcrazistan with them.

[Liberalynn]

62. Don't let the door hit you all in the ass on the way out.

I think Americans collective IQ score would go way up if some of these geniuses would get the hell out of our union.

[Marrah_G]

63. ~snort~

[tclambert]

64. Are these people in Tesax?

[Fantastic Anarchist]

102. Read my lips ...

... no new Texas! The Republic of Texas that is. LOL

[Melissa G]

122. They are across the street from a famous Austin Jazz Bar.

Does that count? ( Married to a Jazz sax player- could not resist) Tesax

[IADEMO2004]

133. Google street view 429 Congress Ave. Austin, TX

http://goo.gl/maps/qB9sh

[RagAss]

65. They need helmets and a small bus to take them home.

[joeybee12]

66. Third guy: "no, no, the 'C' comes at the beginning!" kr

[EC]

68. That's not real is it?

Really?

[meeshrox]

69. I can't resist a post that will make me pee myself!

Yeah, that was a close one, just made it to the bathroom! Luckily I wasn't on my desktop comp!

Edumacashun is gud!

[madinmaryland]

70. Beat ya by about 45 business minutes...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021808440

[johnq45]

71. Can't these morans spell?

[Chorophyll]

72. Their tactics may change,

but their skills are unshakeable.

[justcheckinin]

75. hello all

I have been reading this site faithfully for years and today, with this posting I laughed the hardest. There is no better visual, example, than that to explain how we view them. They make is so easy don't they...

So laughter brought me into the community. Thank ya kindly.

[grantcart]

80. welcome

[WillyT]

81. Welcome To DU justcheckinin !!!

Glad ta finally have ya onboard !!!

[Lebam in LA]

84. Welcome

[Fantastic Anarchist]

103. Welcum abord

Gud tu hav yu wif us.

[WilliamPitt]

106. Glad to help

and welcome aboard!

[crazylikafox]

79. EarlG, is that you?

After all, you gave us Rmoney. Or are they really that stupid?

[geckosfeet]

82. Major head slap territory...

[justcheckinin]

83. warm welcome thanks

William Pitt can you obtain the source of the photo, as I would like to present it somewhere?

[WilliamPitt]

107. I found it on facebook

It was posted by these folks: http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Republicans-Obviously-Lack-Logic/306616749436615

[chknltl]

85. Irony:

Is the Conservative notion that English be made America's official language.

[HappyMe]

88. OMG! LOL!

The lady on the right with the long dark hair looks likes she's asking them just what the hell is going on here.



Untie and secdee!

[MH1]

90. Who are those people showing their support for John Kerry as Secretary of Defense?

Outside Kerry's office, right?

OK just kidding but that did come to mind rather quickly.

[PMcDee]

91. OK, I admit it.

These are my guys. They were trying to spell out my screen name, but alas they're not among the brightest of my minions.

[maddiemom]

92. Wait! That's your only reaction. Do they matter?

Letting the assholes go and fend for themselves is a
lovely thought. Too bad the rest of us would probably feel guilty and try to help them. It's about time to get cold and blow them off.

[workinclasszero]

93. OMG! Secdee teabbaggers!

All you whack-jobs get together in one state so we can build a wall around you LOONS!

[underpants]

94. Drain States

"Drain States" are in [font color = red] RED[/font]

States with citizens filing include [font color = red]Alabama, Arkansas[/font], Colorado, Florida, [font color = red]Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana[/font], Michigan, [font color = red]Mississippi, Missouri, Montana[/font], New Jersey, New York, [font color = red]North Carolina, North Dakota[/font], Oregon, [font color = red]South Carolina, Tennessee [/font]and Texas. Oddly, folks from [font color = red]Georgia[/font] have filed twice.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/secission-petitions-filed-20-states-190210006.html

[KatyaR]

95. Oh good god.

[northoftheborder]

96. Crying from laughing!!!

Oh My.........

[LiberalElite]

105. "I" before "E" except after "D". No, wait.

[dixiegrrrrl]

108. Damn..you are right. It DOES make a tear trickly down.

[Maynar]

110. Mye brane hurt now..

Teabag grammar: The gift that keeps on giving!

[ailsagirl]

111. When will "those people" learn to SPELL???

[WinstonSmith4740]

112. Personally...

I think we should get out of their way and let them "secdee"! The rest of us would be far happier, our nation would see an immediate uptick in IQ, and those crazies will sooner or later (probably sooner) turn on each other as nobody will ever be "pure" enough for them.

However, I would love to be a fly on the wall when their Social Security check doesn't show up, they can't get food stamps anymore, no Medicare or Medicaid, and of course, no military or police department to protect them, no one to educate their kids, and no one to put out the fires when they occur. Do we even need to discuss natural disasters?

[lonestarnot]

114. Fucking A.

[lillianyang]

115. Spam deleted by Kali (MIR Team)

[jillan]

116. They need to move to a country that doesn't speak English so no one will know how STUPID

they are!!

[cliffordu]

117. Well......

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHHAAHA haHAHAHAHAHAHA hhhhhahahahhahahahH AHHAHAHAHAHa


Fuck me, ya can't make this shit up.

[SaveAmerica]

118. Is it wrong that I read this as 'suck D'?

[Kennah]

125. I must just as wrong as you

[cui bono]

119. Where's Vanna White when you need her?

[juajen]

123. Love it, honlesy.

[southerncrone]

124. Yep. And these are the ones who want

to get rid of the Dept of Education. LOL
We know why they don't think it's important to the nation!!!

[bluestate10]

127. They want their own country dammit. They are tired of living among libraz, eh libreze?

If they started their own country, I would give them two months before rabbits be leading the place, due to rabbit's superior intelligence.

[Lint Head]

130. "If at first you don't secede, keep on sucking till you do secede." Howard, Curly

[sunwyn]

131. Pee a little? I had to change my pants

[lame54]

132. shouldn't that be a ? at the end?

[kamron]

134. don't you just love it...

they didn't even know what tea bag ment til some liberal told'em. I find myself yelling "STOP HELPING THEM"!!!!

[Spirochete]

136. LOL. If at first you don't spell secede

try, try again...

[EnviroBat]

137. I heard a comedian coin a phrase yesterday that fits these dip shits...

"Professional Americans". An apt description of an overweight, under-educated, hyper-patriotic, closeted racist, military-worshiping, anti-government, gun-wielding, meat-head.

[locdlib]

138. the dumb, the thick

the secdeetionists.

[malexand]

140. 10 most educated states voted for POTUS

Thanks for sharing this, WilliamPitt.

It's a funny but sad image as it illustrates a lack of education of the RN's (racist Neanderthals).

The top ten states whose residents have the highest level of education all voted for President Obama. Conversely, 9 of the 10 least educated states voted for Willard and Ryan.

[woo me with science]

141. BWAH!

Thanks. I needed that.