Elon wants a dick measuring contest...

[Joinfortmill]

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/this-week-in-stupid-july-15-edition?utm_source=substack&utm_medium

This Week In Stupid: Jeff Tiedrich

'Elon is having Big Feelings right now, because Marky Zuck started up his own twitter clone, and everyone went rushing off to join it and nobody wants to be Elon’s friend any more.

when you’re a billionaire but you also have the emotional maturity of a 14-year-old boy, there’s only one possible way to respond to a business challenge:'

Click on link to view challenge (my words).

[C_U_L8R]

1. Everyone agrees. He is the biggest dick.

[GreenWave]

4. And then we turn off the electron microscope.

The disappearance occurs again.

[SWBTATTReg]

2. Does musk even have a 'dick'?

[kysrsoze]

3. What, did he pay for an implant... like his hair?

[Oneironaut]

5. Both Zuck and Elon reproduce asexually.

They lay massive egg sacs that spawn MAGAts.

[CurtEastPoint]

6. puke alert.

[Blue Owl]

7. Very tRump-like

in that if I ever had the misfortune to see either of them nude, it would cause irreversible neural damage

[allegorical oracle]

8. Well, he's absolutely, irrefutably, iridescently, glows-in-the-dark white. nt

[Joinfortmill]

9. Yikes!