BOOM: Donald Trump is getting fucking indicted for election interference JEFF TIEDRICH 7/18/2023

[Joinfortmill]

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/boom-donald-trump-is-getting-fucking?utm_source=substack&utm_medium

'justice is coming, and there’s not one thing that Donny or his ace team of parking garage lawyers can do to stop it...

Little Donny Fuckface is experiencing a Big Sad this morning, because The Guy Who Convicts War Criminals In The Hague just sent him a target letter, giving him four days to appear before the Grand Jury investigating election interference. Donald is having just a wee bit of a meltdown right now in his shitty New Jersey golf-motel-and-wife-cemetery...so, now we get to spend the next four days playing America’s favorite new guessing game: how many counts will Donny be indicted for this time?

will there be counts for obstruction of an official proceeding?
will there be counts for inciting an insurrection?
will there be counts for the fake electors scheme?
will there be counts for obstruction of justice?
will there be counts for fraudulent fundraising?
seditious conspiracy, anyone?

it’s like Christmas in July. Jack Smith is making America great again, one indictment at a time..stay tuned.'

Click on link to read Donny's tirade (my words).

[Blue Owl]

1. Bwah!

"...in his shitty New Jersey golf-motel-and-wife-cemetery...."

[KewlKat]

2. Which side will he be planting Melanoma?

[Aristus]

6. The plot closest to the landscaping shed.

So she can keep on getting 'work' done long after everything but the silicone has decayed to nothing.

[Nanuke]

18. Would that be a Four Seasons landscape shed by chance?

[Blue Owl]

29. I'll get the press conference scheduled

[Nanuke]

46. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[ShazzieB]

34. Fortunately for Melanoma, she'll almost certainly outlive him.

Being more than 20 years younger than him and all.

[KewlKat]

40. I'm not so sure about that...after all she's been living in a toxic waste dump for years..just sayin

I'm sure it's shortened her life expectancy...

[Kali]

13. made me LOL too

[orangecrush]

51. Hi Kali!

[Kali]

53. ...

[orangecrush]

54. ..

YEE HAW!

[SouthernDem4ever]

32. ROLFMAO

Good writing.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

3. This makes me smile

Link to tweet

[getagrip_already]

4. Bs, he didn't receive a subpoena to testify....

Smith doesn't need him to testify. He has hours of tfg admitting to criming and reams of socialedia posts declaring his guilt.

It would also create a lot of delay as tfg would surely appeal the subpoena.

Nope. No subpoena. At most it was an invitation to appear before Thursday.

More likely it was just a target letter telling him to expect a decision from the grand jury by Thursday.

And the gift goes on.

[gab13by13]

19. Nice catch there,

it makes perfect sense.

[Alexander Of Assyria]

42. No. What makes sense is the law as skilled folks know it, and there are unskilled also.

[niyad]

21. It states right in the OP that it is a target letter, just as every OP on this news has.

[Alexander Of Assyria]

41. Get a grip already...in the criminal law and procedure lawyers spend years studying.

We are in good hands, skilled hands…not Twitter law hands, and all real legalhands are on deck!!

[getagrip_already]

44. I get that, but it would be nice if they wrote headlines... ;)

Cuz tfg is being sleazy here.....

[Danascot]

45. What a target letter means per WP

What’s a target letter?

It’s exactly what it sounds like: a letter telling him he’s the target of the investigation. It means investigators say they have evidence linking him to a crime and want to give him a chance to testify to the grand jury about it before the grand jury considers indicting him.

[malaise]

5. Love this OP

Rec

[dweller]

7. WTF ... all he ever does is lie

So now, Joe Biden's Attorney General, Merrick Garland, who I turned down for the
United States Supreme Court (in retrospect, based on his corrupt and unethical
actions, a very wise decision!),



✌🏻

[Jirel]

8. LOL, the bloated tick didn't write that.

It used a 4 syllable word (horrifying) and there weren’t nearly enough exclamation points or capital letters.

[niyad]

23. Oh, there were plenty of caps in the complete piece, but agree that he did

not write it. Not nearly as unhinged as they have been lately.

[SpankMe]

9. "...burst trash bag of personality defects..." LOL! n/t

[GreenWave]

10. Some stores are already reminding us of him being a Target!

[Bluethroughu]

11. All the above!

Prison for him and his merrier band of traitors!

This includes "the Congressman" and Senators that participated: Ron Johnson, Lindsey Graham, Ted looze...14th amendment them!

Don't forget about Ginny! Investigate her benefactor and her husband!

[leftieNanner]

24. And wouldn't we all like to know what's in Scott Perry's phone

That he's fighting so hard to hide??

Hoping the court decides to let the FBI have a little peek.

[Bluethroughu]

26. Sooner rather than later, hopefully.

Maybe it will be so bad, they will arrest him immediately.

[leftieNanner]

28. Be Still My Heart!

[Mr. Ected]

12. The wheels of justice turn slowly

But they're about to grind this motherfucker into a fine particulate.

[Joinfortmill]

38. Amen to that.

[BlackSkimmer]

14. Please do let us know when this happens.

We'll be waiting.

[DoBW]

15. Dirtbag Donnie

Suck on it ya traitor

[allegorical oracle]

16. Deserves nothing less than a charge of sedition. If coupled with yesterday's NYT story, and what

the J6 committee uncovered, it appears he planned -- and continues to plan -- a complete takeover of our country. He should not be permitted to run for any public office election again.

[Kath2]

20. I am loving this.

No to Trump, yes to Democracy!

[republianmushroom]

22. 29 months and counting

[bluestarone]

25. I'm quite positive the KETCHUP will be

FLOWING! (Clean up people will be very busy)

[Stuart G]

27. Trump has become... a broke, stupid, awful, convicted, lying, and ignorant, ex President.

[Martin68]

30. "making America great again, one indictment at a time"

[Cha]

31. Lol @ ".. America's new favorite guessing

game..".

TY & Jack Smith!

[sarge43]

33. Karma waited for the right man for the right job.

Thank you, Mr Smith. Please, counts for inciting an insurrection.

[ShazzieB]

35. OMG, I love this quote!

Jack Smith is making America great again, one indictment at a time.

I love this so much, I just HAD ro make a meme!

[calimary]

37. WUNNNNNNNNNNNNNderful graphic, my friend!

[calimary]

36. SO very richly deserved!

At last, it’s really nice to see bad things happen to bad people.

[soldierant]

39. How many counts?

I can tell you right now that not every crime he has committed wich might be included in this case will be included.

Because (even if we knew every single one) just including all the ons we know ablout would make it impossible to provide a speedy trial.

But how many life sentences do we really need him to be slapped with?

So try not to be too disaponted if your "favorite" offense is not included.

[The Grand Illuminist]

43. We need to be careful

There is a high probability that more charges on Trump could bite us in the ass very hard electorially because independents would easily get sick of the "circus" they keep hearing about.

[orangecrush]

52. Yes, we MUST BE CAREFUL!

The more crimes Trump is charged with, the better his chances cof reelection!

[Initech]

47. I wish they'd throw Trump's sorry ass in jail already!

I mean how many indictments and arrests is it going to take?

[GoodRaisin]

48. Almost certain there will be inciting a riot because

he literally set it all up. The Jan. 6 committee has already presented all that evidence to the country.

[Skittles]

49. IT's ABOUT FUCKING TIME

YES INDEED

[Wicked Blue]

50. Merry SMITHMAS!