Not the Onion: Kelley claims her lawn has Diplomatic Immunity

[cthulu2016]

CNN just played her 911 call made this weekend to complain about people on her property (presumably reporters?) and she went into a whole thing with the 911 dispatcher about how she is an honorary general counsel and thus her lawn is entitled to diplomatic immunity.

Really. What the F'ing F?

Best front lawn story since Ross Perot and the kidnapper hippies tale. No word on whether Russia can be seen from it.

I'm calling the false claim of diplomatic immunity strike two. (On top of the negligee as a cocktail dress at what appears to be an otherwise conservative reception)


(Mrs. Petraeus, Mister Kelley, Mrs. Kelley)

Strike three gets her a gig on Real Housewives of McGill Air Force Base.

[HopeHoops]

1. Were they stepping on the dandylions?

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. Were the stepping on her pet traeus?

[pinboy3niner]

3. She has diplomatic impunity, dammit!

[Nye Bevan]

4. Petraeus's penis does not, however.

Disclamer: IANAL.

[Vinnie From Indy]

5. Which one is Kelley?

[DollarBillHines]

6. Is that her grifter sister behind her?

They look like twins.

[TeeYiYi]

8. They are. ...nt

TYY

[chollybocker]

7. Her *ahem* "shrubbery" is OFF LIMITS.

You heard it here first.

[rzemanfl]

9. Is that her nightgown or a dress? Her twin doesn't seem to have had

the same boob job.

[OneGrassRoot]

10. This Petreaus thing has led GD to be one big DUzy!!!!

[FSogol]

11. Agreed! Duzies for everyone!

[Ruby the Liberal]

12. ABCNews Radio seems to think South Korea made her an honorary ambassador

Her License plates: https://twitter.com/londonoe/status/268423943663267840/photo/1

From:

2h Steven Portnoy ?@stevenportnoy
The South Korean official who confirmed Kelley's honorary status was quite surprised that she requested "diplomatic protection" from police.

2h Steven Portnoy ?@stevenportnoy
Here's a pic of her Mercedes // RT @londonoe: Jill Kelley's Mercedes plates: "Honorary CONSUL" http://bit.ly/W6glP1

2h Steven Portnoy ?@stevenportnoy
Her title as "honorary consul" to South Korea grants no protection, but that didn't stop Jill Kelley from claiming it http://bit.ly/W6fQ7A

3h Steven Portnoy ?@stevenportnoy
The Korean Embassy confirms Jill Kelley is actually an "honorary consul" of his country, as of August of this year.