On Motherfucker not being able to hire enough mouthpieces

[Aviation Pro]

Maybe the legal defense community has finally wised up to the walking-embodiment-of-dogshit's bullshit, but he can always rely on a never dry well of bottom-feeding, barely-passed-their-bar-exams parking lot lawyers.

Also, can't wait for Motherfucker to take the stand in his own defense especially in DC. That'll be a fucking hoot.

“Suicide mission”: Trump reportedly turned down by lawyers because his “case is a certain loser”

[Walleye]

1. My prediction is that Donald Trump will never testify under oath

[Aviation Pro]

3. Yeah, Motherfucker couldn't even look SC Smith in the eye when he had the chance

Cowards are all the fucking same.

[FarPoint]

6. I see him getting on the ballot....

and he will NOT win....He will have already skipped the country to Saudi Arabia. My prediction.

[sarcasmo]

10. When he was questioned during the E.Jean Carroll trial, Trump told the women asking the question

To be honest, you are Not my type. No way should dolt 45 take the stand.

[Walleye]

11. The next question should be, "if she had been your type, would you have raped her then?"

That’s what I always want to ask

[ProudMNDemocrat]

2. Trump hires "five and dime store lawyers".

One has be old enough to know what a five and dime store was.

[getagrip_already]

4. Heck, even dollar stores are becoming outdated....

Now it's 5 below..... below what they don't say.

[Paladin]

5. The kind of lawyers who don't mind not getting paid. (nt)

[moonscape]

7. Or disbarred ...

[Brother Buzz]

8. Ben Meiselas (MeidasTouch) says of the orange anus' lawyer woes

MAGA means, "Make attorneys get attorneys".

[edhopper]

9. It upsets me that you would post something like this.

using language in such a cavalier way. I am deeply offended

I do not like to see words degraded so and in such a common way.

I say it should always be Mother Fucker, two words. not the bastardized Motherfucker.

[Aviation Pro]

13. Sam Jack and his writers would like a word....

[edhopper]

14. the Urban dictionary

get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=get%20these%20mother%20fucking%20snakes%20off%20this%20mother%20fucking%20plane

[rubbersole]

15. These motherfuckers aren't going to motherfuck themselves...

..oh, wait. I meant mother fuckers. Sorry.

[edhopper]

16. That's better

[UpInArms]

12. Stollen

He’s on a roll