What's Going On With Tr**p's Kids?.....

[global1]

Haven't heard much lately about DJ Jr, Eric & Ivanka. What are they up to - or are they just laying low?

By the way - how's the Tr**p Organization doing? What are they doing? Is it still out there cutting deals and making money or are they manning the lifeboats?

All this furor around Hunter - why aren't Tr**p's kids in the news?

[Aristus]

1. They're all covering up their eyes and playing "Can't See Me" with Federal investigators.

Praying that they won't be found complicit in Daddy's criminal capers.

For my money, Ivanka should do time for her ludicrous cosplay as a seasoned diplomat in the presence of real, actual diplomats. "Hey, gang! Isn't my Daddy doing, um, like, you know, just a totally awesome job as President?"

What a paralyzingly embarrassing moment for the country.

[viva la]

4. If we need a reminder of Vapid Vanky Diplomat--

The French govt posted this excruciating video after one of Ivanka's "I'm Diplomat Barbie!" meetings.

Note the valley-girl "yeah" vocabulary, and the utter contempt of the actual diplomats.

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[Kingofalldems]

7. That's embarassing.

[walkingman]

2. They are more than likely just basking in all that money they got from the Saudis

and hoping Papa stays the hell away from them. A true American success story of political influence peddling.

[C_U_L8R]

3. Probably traveling

Stashing as much as they can into offshore accounts before the grift is kaput.

[milestogo]

5. Moving to a country that won't extradite them.

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. Probably arguing over which one loves daddy the most

Lovely little batch of spawn...

[live love laugh]

8. Setting up residence in Switzerland or Russia to prepare for their international exile.

[marble falls]

9. Eric and Butthead Jr have gotten bug out bags with marching dust, Goobers and Raisonets, and ...

... juice boxes all ready.

Ivanka's throwing Jarad to the Feds if his Saudi "partners" don't get him first.